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04 February 2010

Posts #510-515: 23 April 2000

Post #510, by icEFusioN

The other thread got messed up cause of so many posts. Continue on in here.
Yes, that's right, welcome to the very first second thread of a forum topic in starmen.net history. The first one got so long it broke the s--- out of the forum.



Post #511, by Little Yoshi

Tim(or at least, I think I'm still at Stonehenge, I haven't been mentioned here in a while)
Boo hoo. Cry us a river.

You've surely noticed the frequency with which people toss into their posts little comments whose purpose is to complain about not getting enough attention, no?
ran down the dark corridor, Masamune in hand, trying to dodge the Superb Starman's devasting lasers. Once in range, he gace it an Aqua Slash, a move he invented by using Rainy Circle's power, and Leap Slash together. It wasn't easily defeated however. This gave Tim's friends(I'm not sure exactly who all is here) time to catch up.
Not so fast, partner. What's this business about you having friends?
Juliana bashed it with a SMAAAAAAASHing hit, and defeated it. They moved on, only to be greeted by a pair of Superb Starmen. They started firing long range weapons at Tim, Juliana, and Sir, who had caught up. Tim had a good defense, and great armor. He tried to protect Sir and Juliana by getting the blows.
I think 'absorbing' or 'deflecting' was the word he was searching for her to describe his amazingly manly activities. When in doubt, toss in a form of 'to get' and move on with your life.
They reached the duet, and attacked, full force, defeating them quickly.
LOL @ 'duet'. The Superb Starmen were singing while firing frickin' laser beams! ('Duo' is the word he wanted, and either couldn't quite grasp it or tried to be fancy.)
They rounded the bend, and saw a Supreme Starman! This guy looked very similar to Final Starman, but bigger, and with a jetpack.They knew this battle would not go quickly(and please people, don't make it short!)
The world wants to know: If you're so concerned about someone else simply writing 'so Sir whacked the Supreme Starman and we all moved on' (a legitimate concern, because nobody except Timmy wants to read a long battle sequence, much less write one), why don't you write it out yourself right now? Right: Because it's boring.

Here Liyoshi is trying to clamp down limitations on what other people are allowed to write, which is a monstrous IF no-no. Made worse by the fact that one of those people is the Supreme-Dictator-For-Life of the forums.



Post #512, by pogopunk

still frozen in place, pogopunk noted that falcon had defeated the guardian. he saw falcon bring out his sound sapper, and at that moment everything clicked. "OHMIGOSH, HE'S GONNA DESTROY PINK CLOUD!" pogo exclaimed. "gwaaa! you cannot have it!" lunging himself at the bewildered falcon, they wrestled on the floor, falcon trying to get into the sanctuary, pogopunk trying to knock away the sound sapper. ice just sorta stood there, with his mouth open, halfway drooling. he stared dumbly at the two, when suddenly he threw himself into the two. biting and snarling took place, when suddenly a loud rumbling shook the floor.

"grrrr! pogopunk, ice! get outta the way and let falcon destroy this place. he must continue to rid eagleland of the sanctuaries, so i may take over! nyahaha!" boomed a mysterious voice. the group stopped wrestling and stood in fear, wondering who the evil shape coming through the ceiling was...

[note: lets not have it be pokey or giygas. be creative!]
Once again... well, just see the annotations to the above Liyoshi post. IF is a constant struggle for control, which is why it's called 'Interactive' rather than 'Cooperative'. Big difference between those two concepts. Cooperative fiction is never done on a private forum; it's done between a small, select group of writers who are usually friends or at least friendly acquaintances, one or two of which everyone knows to be the alpha dogs with final decision making authority; it used to be done via email, but now is typically done via a private forum; and the plot is typically planned out ahead of time.

Waaaay back in the day, I was part of a group of five writers... I think it was myself, PSI322, Anthadd, TsuramiSea and Falcon24, but don't hold me to that. We all agreed IF had gotten to be more of a bother than it was worth, and we should write our own cooperative fic, which we called 'Project: Spectrum'. It petered out after a little while. Sometime later, just PSI, Falcon and myself did one (on a private forum) called 'The Nightmare Rock' which was actually quite good, but once again, it just kind of died on the vine eventually.

Sometime after that, after I had vanished from the scene, Falcon joined with PSI, SimonBob and various other luminaries to produce the humbly titled 'Greatest IF Ever', which really was excellent and I think is still in the starmen.net fanfics section, along with various other successful collaborative fics. If you tire of the unintentional comedy of the Gathering and want to see cooperative fiction that works, go look those up.

As usual, it turned out I was the problem.



Post #513, by Godeg

[Onett, near giant step]
Mike was sleeping, when all of a sudden alarms started going off.

"What the freak? What's goin on?!" Mike exclaimed, as he was confused from being jerked out of sleep so suddenly.

The battlewalker's radio came to life, and started throwing out a series of messages. "Sir, it appears as if a massive energy signature has appeared on the island that you are on. It seems to be in the vicinity of pink cloud. It is advised that you stay away from there."
No points for guessing what happens next.

Nitpick: If the guy's using the intentionally vague phrase 'in the vicinity', he should probably be saying 'of Dalaam', not the very specific 'of Pink Cloud'.
"Shuh, yeah right. I'm goin over there. Gimme the location." Mike ordered, and the location was downloaded to his walker's nav computer. "Alright, im gonna go there... just as soon as i go check out the sanctuary."
If you find your mech hacking through underbrush, you know you're on the right track.
Mike sets off to Giant Step, and just as he was about to arrive there, he was confronted by a humungous ant. "Holy cow! What the freak is that?" Mike wondered, bewildered by the insect that was as tall as his walker.

"I am Titanicystein Mk. II. I am the guardian of this sanctuary... take it from me, if you dare." the gigantic ant stated, and a battle started.
Wasn't that guy already whacked? Maybe he's actually Titanicystein Mk. IV, but they have a Guardian Digger-like complex where they all think they're II.
The ant started to attack Mike, and Mike started freaking out. Alarms were going off everywhere, and the situation wasn't looking good. "Cycle shield harmonics! Target lasers to strike between the carapace!" Mike exclaimed, and the walker's computers executed the orders. Lasers of many colors were fired, and all scored a hit between the head and thorax of the ant. The ant exploded, and Mike was free to go on to investigate the sanctuary.
The Enraged PETA Activist and his cohorts came after you!
[Giant Step]
In the sanctuary, Mike could just barely hear a melody being played. Mike wondered where it could be coming from, and decided to dismiss the thought. The left display in Mike's walker started to glow, and the computer said that a melody was recorded and saved. "Hrm... thats kinda cool... kinda. I'm off to pink cloud now to investigate this energy fluctuation." Mike said to nobody in particular. Mike activated the autopilot, and the walker was headed in the direction of pink cloud, just as he was falling asleep.
You have to admit that long-distance transportation that operates itself while you sleep or do whatever else you'd like, currently available only to those wealthy enough to own private jets, is an awfully nice concept. You think the world's a small place now because of the intarwebs, you ain't seen nothing yet, son.



Post #514, by Foppy King

At Stonehenge Base...
Tim had been fighting off Starmen and Octobots, and was growing tired. Then, a Starman fired a Multi Bottle Rocket. "AAAAAHHHH!" he yelled. Suddenly, the Foppy King rushed into the area and casted Shield Omega.
Which, if you had the HP of an EarthBound character, would not prevent you from getting killed by the Multi bottle rocket. Even at half damage you're still talking around 800-1000 HP there. But these are AC's, of course.
The Multi Bottle Rocket was deflected. The Starman was defeated. "It's you again." said Tim. "I would like to asist you." said the Foppy King. Tim replied...
>Yes >No
(For Tim to decide)
'Good. You just did. Bye!'



Post #515, by PajamaManV4M

PajamaMan traveled through the murky swamps of Deep Darkness, getting such-n-stuff on his pajamas.
What makes Deep Darkness such a desirable spot for people to wander around in, anyway? Was it just the PSI322 Effect, or is it that people for some reason are actually attracted to the notion of slagging through an endless, thick, filthy, poisonous swamp full of critters that want to kill you? It's not as exotic as it sounds.
He was glad that it washed the mud off, though. To keep his head up above the swamp, he kicked his legs up hard when his head started sinking.
Not gonna work, Junior. You can't tread pudding.
He started to get used to the murky depths of Deep Darkness. No problem. he thought. It was perfectly silent, and it seemed nothing could stop or threaten him at all. He took a right turn and found a nice amount of land, just enough to crash for a little. There was a broken helicopter which seized to work on the land(you can guess where he is now),
What the hell does any of that sentence mean?
but he didn't pay much attention to it. Everything was A-OK.
..
..
..
"WHARGH!!!"
PajamaMan barely avoided a huge pile of barf aimed at his head. From the water arose the biggest pile of puke he had ever seen.
The Big Pile of Puke.
"DROWN IN PUKE, SPANKY!" the Big Pile of Puke hollered, throwing up at PajamaMan.
You have to admit, that is a very masculine taunt.
He jumped behind the helicopter, and almost threw up himself when he saw the vomit comit splatter on the windows. The Big Pile of Puke was going insane, barf flying on the trees. Soon, he stopped.
PajamaMan slowly sidestepped to the right, thinking that he went away.
"HAHAHA! ATTACK!"
An Even Slimier Little Pile flew out at PajamaMan, screaming at the top of it's tiny lungs. He had almost no time to react.
PSI Nachos Alpha!
"Huh?" the Even Slimier Little Pile gasped as psychic cheese and nachos flew at him.
I would think a smily little pile and/or big pile of puke would love to be smothered in nacho cheese.
The mexican beam worked it's way quickly toward The Big Pile of Puke, sending them both against a really big tree. They were both KO'ed.
"Niftyness!"

Posts #506-509: 23 April 2000

Post #506, by Falcon24
Fear not, fellow Gathering fanatics: despite legal threats from certain parties, after consulting with my retained law firm, Dewey, Fleecum and Howe, LLP, the Annotated Gathering will continue. I would not dream of depriving you of your daily dose of Gathering fun.
Falcon shouted! "What are you waiting for, pogo!? Help me!!" Falcon noticed that pogo seemed to be in an almost catatonic state, "Oh, for crying out loud...Fine!!" Falcon struggled immensly, and at last broke free of Thunder & Storm's grip. He did a double backflip away from the monstrosity and then held out his hand.

"PSI Hypnosis Omega!!" An endless spiral seemed to come forth from Falcon's hand, directed at Thunder & Storm. The hypnosis waves smashed into the apparition. It fell asleep! Falcon ran up and started kicking it. "Take that!! And THAT!! And some of THIS!!" it wasn't until he saw everyone staring at him did he stop.

"Errr...yeah...guess I should probably defeat it already..." Falcon's hand reared back, a blast of arctic PSI Freeze encasing his hand in a shimmering blue glow. Then he released it, showering the guardian with a blast of freezing wind. Thunder & Storm froze right through, and Falcon merely had to tap it to cause him to shatter into thousands of tiny pieces.

"Well, now that that's over...a melody awaits."
You'll notice that this is an exact copy of Falcon24's post #504, posted six minutes later. This is because the thread had become so long that it broke the forum, and right now a lot of Heisenbug weirdness is transpiring as the forum server lurches and sputters.



Post #507, by Tengu Man/Makron

(is anyone else having problems seeing past a person's post? I see Falcon's recently posted, but I can only see up to QC's post. I even refreshed about 10 times and no go. Is anyone else having this problem?)
Lots of people were having this and assorted other problems.



Post #508, by sCrow

Crow watches in amazement."Wow" said Crow."505? thats more replys on a forum than presidential affairs."
Just some random non-IF poster that came and went in two months' time, popping in to add his name to the list. And so it is added, despite his humor fail.



Post #509, by icEFusioN

Something is messed up. I will make a new one for this.

And so it was...

30 January 2010

Posts #481-485: 23 April 2000

Post #481, by SirMontyG

"Wait, that's not right.."
Sir looked at the ladder up to Magnet Hill, but didn't see the Doom Rat.

"Alright! Free melody! Let's go!" Shouted Kiyo
I'd like to think he left the period out of that sentence (and numerous subsequent sentences) to make fun of loid.
"It's not quite that simple" Anthadd replyed as they peeked their heads out of the sewer, all they saw was the backyard of a large Fourside building. No magnet, no music, just grass and the ladder back into the sewer.

"Wha, what the?" stammered Psiosman

Sir reared back and yelled: "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO DID THIS?!?"
Soon, a man on the 23rd floor of the adjacent replyed "Ya, some crazy looking bird used a crazy looking device and took out that crazy looking piece of metal. Crazy I tell ya."
"Well, at least I've got something to fight for..Let's see if we can't meet up with Chris and Juiliana again. Shall we start for Saturn Valley?" Sir was ready to head out.
"Wait!" Psiosman held his head and fell to his knees.
"Are you alright?" Asked Anthadd
"Stone....stone...Stonehenge! They're in the Stonehenge base!"
If I charged $50 each time someone's AC knows where someone else's AC is for no reason, I'd be able to afford a beach house in Key Biscayne by the time we're done here.
"Whoa, trippy.." Said Sir "Ok, how should we get there?"
"I've got an idea..." started Kiyo..

~meanwhile at the top of the Monotoli Building~ "zzz...I'm yound and veril...zzz.." Mr. Monotoli was sound asleep. "Wha, What was that?" He sprang to his feet and ran to his helepad. "Hey, give that back!!"
Can't help but wonder what the elevator man's doing at the top of the building.
"We're just borrowing it for a sec! We'll bring it back better than new!" Sir yelled over the sound of the rotating blades
I'm surprised Major Asshole didn't go with Pokey's tried and true, 'Geldegarde, you pin-headed idiot, you're just a half step too slow!'
Soon, the four were landing in the lab outside of stonehenge base. After talking with the Dr., taking the Instant Revitalizing Device for a spin, and stocking up from the cave man, the four go into the small hole in the center of the stone pillars where they quickly meet up with an AC, guarding the enterance with a sound stone in hand.
Usually people say 'meet up with ____' but 'an AC' cuts to the chase pretty well, too. It's still bad writing; you're supposed to just go do something, and if someone else wants to join up with you, they will. But f--- that, because Tim and Juliana probably are going to pay no attention unless you force them to.

Also note the recurring theme of Major Asshole following Chris and Juliana around.



Post #482, by Little Yoshi

"Hey Juliana, I'm over here!" Tim shouted.
"Hey Tim! Found anything out yet about your brother?" Tim hung his head low
"I was gonna wait for you before moving on, but now that you're here, let's go!" Tim said, and the two proceded deeper into Stonehenge Base. They had to battle Starman Pluses, and Mook Jr. who seemed much stronger that Mook Senior for some wierd reason.
They're not. Mook Seniors use PSI Fire, which is nasty.
Tim then saw a new model ahead. It appeared to be a "Superb Starman" , and it had very long range attaks.
"Hey, guys!" Tim said, seeing Sir and co. approaching. "I think Falcon went to Pink Cloud, Pogopunk's the only one there, so that might mean trouble."
(Sir and co. can either help Tim and Juliana, or help Pogopunk[who is on his own, might I add], their choice, unless Juliana argues)
That's a lot of hoops to jump. The smart money says Major Asshole is going to nix your cunning plan.
[This message has been edited by Little Yoshi (edited 04-23-2000).]




Post #483, by SirMontyG

"Anthadd, Kiyo, Psiosman, It's your call where you want to go, but I bet it's gonna be tricky down here, so I'm going with Tim and Juliana. Chris said he's hosting an improv show when this is over and I can't let him back out of that now ;)"
Aaaand the smart money wins, as usual. That's why it's smart!

Major Asshole's primary purpose in the Gathering appears to be to follow Chris around and torment him.



Post #484, by Falcon24

"What?? That's strange..."

Falcon was violently thrown out of the temperal rift, and unceremoniously dumped on top of a Dalaamese shack. After spitting out mouthfuls of hay and straw, he looked up and took in his surroundings. He had landed about halfway up the mountain village, very close to the Cave of the Pink Cloud. Many villagers had gathered around the shack and were staring at him.

"What are YOU looking at!? Get outta my face!" Falcon jumped down from the shack and pushed his way through the crowd. Suddenly, an elderly Dalaamese man stepped in front of him.

"Welcome, stranger, to the Kingdom of Dalaam. I am the elder of this village, as our Prince is away at the moment. Please make yourself at home, all othat is ours is yours as well." Falcon pondered this for a moment. "Who is this 'Prince'. The elder piped up proudly "Why, the great Prince Poo! He had left recently regarding some sanctuary melodies."

Falcon's eyes lit up with a morbid glee. "Ah..Prince Poo. Well, if you don't mind, can you give him something for me?" The elder nodded. "Of course. Err...what is it?"

Falcon lifted an arm and bashed the frail little man with all his force, sending him sprawling to the ground. The villagers gasped. Falcon merely grunted and stepped over the little man, proceeding to the Cave of the Pink Cloud.
In tropedom it's called kicking the dog. You do it for teh evulz, just to establish that you're a bad guy. Although Falcon24 probably just did it because it's fun!
"Ah, at last..the cave." Falcon squinted into the dark cave as he entered, trying to distinguish what he was about to head into. A light ball zipped around the corner and smacked into him. "What the!? A Thunder Mite!? Why you little..." The Thunder Mite whined in a high-pitched sound and let loose with a volley of lightning bolts. Falcon dived out of the way and nearly tripped over a nearby giftbox. "...what's this?" Falcon opened the box and found a Sudden Guts Pill! He swallowed it quickly and felt his courage heighten.
I think right around this time someone patented the Sudden Guts Pill, and it now sells under various brand names, most notably 'Viagra' and 'Cialis'.
He lunged at the Thunder Mite, equipping a Hall of Fame bat and slugging the thing in the side.
It's unclear, given his equipment and the fact he's a bloody AC, why the Anti-Impotence Pill was necessary.
the Thunder Mite squealed in pain and fled, dissappearing around the corner. "That was a close one," Falcon thought.
Yeah, we were on the edge of our seats. Who's going to win, the AC or the Thunder Mite? Whew! Please give us some time to catch our breath.
Suddenly, he stopped. "Wha-what's this?? ...there are others here, I can hear them!" Falcon looked around for a moment, frantic. Quickly this turned to anger. "I can't believe this! Now I have to get that melody before anoyne else does!!"

Falcon dashed down the tunnel eager to make it to the Pink Cloud sanctuary before anyone else could.
This shtick is getting old already. Falcon24's as easily bored as I am, so I can't see him sticking with it a whole lot longer.



Post #485, by icEFusioN

Finally, after waking up from his plane crash, icEFusioN woke up!

"Finally, the FusioN, has come BACK...to Eagleland!" he said.
And there was much rejoicing.
As he looked around, he realized he was in Dalaam! He walked around for a bit, then heard some noises coming from the cave.

He went in the cave, trying to find out what was making the sounds.

"BOO!" -- Out jumped Falcon24 from a hidden area behind him! "HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled ice. "I about wet myself Falcon" Ice frowned.

"Sowwy" said Falcon. "What are you doing here, anyways?" Asked ice.
If icEFusioN actually gets involved, you can kiss goodbye to Falcon24's efforts and semi-seriousness. Big time.

31 October 2009

Post #11: 09 April 2000

Post #11, by icEFusioN

(This is my first IF post...don't kill me if I mess up please :P)
This was a legitimate concern. What with Tengu Man and his merry band circling around, death just could be meted out for messing up in any way, shape or form.
Over in Coldwater, Michigan, icEFusioN pondered how he could get to the Convention.

"Hmmm..", He thought to himself, "How can I get to the Convention?"
icEFusioN--an important community member from way back, by the way--here becomes the first person to use the word 'Convention' to describe this thing which was called 'Gathering' heretofore. Around 2003 or so SM.Net started holding actual annual conventions, which it still does as far as I know.

So if there's ever a fight over who coined the term, the evidence shows that icEFusioN has the most legitimate claim.
Then, he had a brilliant idea! He would steal a jet! "I just had a brilliant idea! I will steal a jet!" and with that, he went down to the local airport.

When he walked into the airport, he realized that he didn't have a way to sneak past the guards! They were all over the place.
And this was a good 16 months before the disaster of 11 September 2001.
He then took out a box of donuts from his pocket (Yes, his pocket), and attempted to bribe the guards! It didn't work however; the guards ate the doughnuts and just told him to leave.
Everyone that's ever seen a movie knows you're supposed to distract the guards, not bribe them, with donuts. Sheesh.
He decided on another way to get though. He put a pair of pants on his head, and casually walked past them! The guards didn't even notice!
Pants were the meme at starmen.net for a solid two years. reidman started it. Ask him how it happened. I think it has to do with a Five Iron Frenzy song.
When he made it out to the runway, he found an empty airplane. "What Luck!" he said.
icEFusioN absorbed the power of Empty Airplane Runway! icEFusioN's Luck went up by 5!
He got in the airplane, climbed into the cockpit, and started it up. The only way he knew how to fly an airplane was from playing Pilotwings 64.

After he was about the land, he realized he didn't know how to fly an airplane!

*BOOM!*
If you're keeping track, this is our fourth aerial vehicle crash in 11 posts.

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