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05 May 2011

Posts #567-570: 24 April 2000

Post #567, by Fritz42
Fritz42 would later be known as `Frieza and was an interesting character in early starmen.net history. I'll tell more of that story some other time.
Pj and moo suddenly see a blinding flash of light and a rip in the time space thingie pull's `Frieza from out of nowhere Standing before them He lifts his Mighty hand and takes a mighty bite of his mighty corndog!!!.

* He speaks!

" So um.. Hey whats goin on?"

JUST then the rip reopens and `Frieza is Sucked up and never heard from "on this If" again... Or is he???

Moo and Pj are Baffled as to what this Craptacular cameo can mean But they continue on anyway.
LOL. Admit you laughed. It was funny.

There is nothing at all in this post that was even a little out of character for `Frieza. He was--and I say this affectionately--a weirdo.



Post #568, by Tengu Man/Makron

Back at the Giygan Spaceship.

"Guys, we have to go back to Fire Springs. There's people standed there!" Paula suddenly sensed.
It's handy to have Paula around because she's the Gandalf, i.e., the Instant Plot Expositor. There's never any doubt what your next mission is.
"I feel it too." Diamond said, it being HIS home.
I'm not sure if Tengu is establishing Diamond Dog's masculinity or the fact Fire Spring is, emphatically, Diamond Dog's home and no one else's. It's doubly troublesome to ponder since no one has ever called either fact in question. Though I would call in question why a character would instantly sense whatever's going on in whatever his home is.
Diamond used PSI Teleport Gamma and sent them[including Mog] to the Fire Springs cave.
Once again Mog is but an insect. With a single bracketed comment Tengu returns the railroading favor.

Also, oh god, I just realized Tengu is responding to PP/QC's plea for attention. Presumably he's about to check and see if new Tengulings can be recruited here, although a cursory glance through a PP/QC post should establish he's not really Tenguling material, even if he passes the schizophrenia test with flying colors.
They got in just in time to see Jenny send Matt flying into a wall.
Oh, right. I forgot. That whole Matt beating on Jenny thing. Tengu could never resist a chance to jump into a hitting a girl situation and always--always--immediately reverse it so that the girl is physically (as well as intellectually and emotionally) superior.
*CRASH!*

"STOP!!" Mog yelled.

"Gah... other people..." Matt jumped, "Can you teleport!?"

"I can." Diamond Dog told them, "You must be the ones stranded. We'll get you back to Twoson."

Diamond Dog teleported Jenny, Matt, and his own group back to Twoson, but other problems were occuring in the Lost Underworld...
So the way I read this, and maybe I'm wrong, is that this post is Tengu telling PP/QC, "no hitting a girl on my watch, bucko." It's appallingly devoid of plot development for a Tengu post.



Post #569, by PajamaManV4M

Zakk and PajamaMan were glad that Moo-Heimer had finished off the Big Pile of Puke, because it would've probably arose after some time... however, the fact of a swampy cow all of a sudden flinging into a giant pile of vomit was kind of odd.
Well. Can't dispute that point.

I forgot who Zakk was. Who's Zakk?
"This is obviously another enemy, PajamaMan!" Zakk declared, flexing his muscles.
"No!.. we have to find out who it is."
Really, if you wanted to keep with IF tradition you'd eviscerate first, ask questions later.
"I'm Mooooooo-Heimer."




Post #570, by Mog116

All of a sudden, a comet fell out of the air and killed Mog.
Rocks fall everyone dies.
(If you can't tell, I have a very miserable life.)
(We could tell.)

I'm pretty sure I called that one in like the second Mog116 post.
I can tell when noone wants me to help write the story, and I can also tell when everyone hates me. I can tell that time is now.
I can tell you won't stay away for long. Because, as you said yourself, your life sucks. What else do you have to do except write crap on the internet and hope somewhere, somehow, someday, someone praises you for it?

And where's Pikachu3164 when you need him?

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