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14 May 2011

Posts #601-602: 24 April 2000

Post #601, by Falcon24

(augh, ok...have a mentioned that no one but Falc can touch the sound sapper or else they'll be fried?

You didn’t, but that’s for the best because you’re not allowed to do that.

A lot of people just weren’t really very into the Interactive part of Interactive Fiction. I have some extended thoughts on that subject, but I’ll leave them for another blog post sometime.

Anyways, it's job is done. It was only needed to awaken Lavos, so now it's just a useless black rock. Sorry to burst your bubble. )

This is extremely bad form; the entire post is OOC and serves only to bitch that people are messing up his railroad tracks. Instead of, I don’t know, running with the new twist and at least trying to make something interesting of it. But Falcon, like Tengu and guruzeth, refuses to do so because he feels interacting with the kiddies to be beneath him.


Post #602, by pogopunk

[yeah, only falc can touch it. something about it being made by oompah-loompahs or something. we was talking bout it yesterdays. that falcon, so dunt bother his sound sapper, or else he'll hurt ya!]

I guess he’s trying to endear himself to Falcon24. It’s funny how a person can just act like an asshole and others will assume he’s important.

I don’t believe there’s any reason contained in the Gathering so far to think pogopunk should know or care anything about what happens to the Sound Sapper.

the pair walked off through happy-happy village, and noticed that everything was painted normal. a blue cow came up to them and blocked their path. [moo, the town's back to normal, than-]

it was interrupted because luna had summoned a cold blast of psi freeze to slam the cow into the wall. it mooed faintly and walked away. "geez luna, you're awfully cold today..get it, cold? hahahaha!" he said, laughing gleefully at his own joke.

Wow, that’s lame. Also, he doesn’t know it yet but he’s only going to piss Luna off with all the violence against animals.

"yeah yeah, whatever, today's my birthday and i wanna get back to the hotel. lets hurry it up ok?" she said impatiently, kicking the runaway dogs coming up to them.

I’m not sure, but I think 24 April actually is Luna’s birthday. She would have turned 13 on 24 April 2000, I believe.

"ok, ok, i'll psi teleport us whenever we get back to an open spot." and with that, he and luna hurriedly trekked through peaceful rest valley. when they came to the repaired bridge, they met poo. "ugh, not him again," groaned poo.

I think he meant groaned pogopunk.
smiling insincerely, poo turned around and looked at the duo. "why hello, and how are things going today?" he sneered.

looking at the unconcious camera man, luna's voice quickened and she snarled "poo, ya better get outta our way!" she said, summoning psi fire. blasting it at poo, the searing heat waves melted the nearby shrooms. laughing through the flames, he walked through themm, and again repeated his question.

speaking to luna, pogo whispered "quick, get ready to teleport!" to poo, he said "aiee! look over there! its a baby eater!" he screamed.

poo turned around in fear and seemed paralyzed. luna and pogopunk took this opportunity to teleport outta there and back to the hotel, where they once again were able to relax.

That was an in-joke, but unfortunately I've long forgotten the nature of it, and I don't remember whether pogopunk was actually in on the joke or was pretending to be in the hopes it would make him look cool to the Falcon/Poo club.

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