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13 May 2011

Posts #586-590: 24 April 2000

Post #586, by Pikachu3164

[Lavos!? Man, I do not want to fight another evil.. Come on, I don't even know what game he's from! what's he look like?]
Ouch. Don't admit you don't know Chrono Trigger in this crowd, kid. Especially not when you named your internet persona after a pokemon.
Poryhedron just stared at Pikachu, amazed that he didn't know what Lavos look like. Really embarrased that he didn't even now what game he was from.
[Wait, you said Chrono Trigger, right? Oh well. For now, I'm going to absorb the power of Pink Cloud. Then, fill me in on Lavos, okay? Then, I need to make sure I know what Falcon is doing.... Man, this is too much stress for a Pikachu.]
Nothing really happened in this post. It's just a "hey, don't forget about me! I'm still here!"
[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 04-24-2000).]


Post #587, by Falcon24

(Wooo..I didn't plan on it being Lavos but now that you mention it that's a really good twist.
Um... I really couldn't guess at why Falcon would tell such an obvious lie.
Anyways, it's really not supposed to be awakened yet, Falcon has to awaken it.)
Can't wait to see how Tengu takes that one. You're not allowed to dictate that other writers aren't allowed to touch this or that, which is to say, you're not allowed to write your own little fanfic within an IF thread and disallow other writers from altering it. Or put yet another way, you're not allowed to post your fanfic to IF because you know people will read it.

But that never stopped Tengu from trying over and over again.
"Now the chosen time has come..."
My God, he's not quoting Chrono Trigger, is he? ...he is, isn't he.
Falcon stood before the altar inside the Scaraba Pyramid, holding the Sound Sapper. "It's fortunate I only had to sap the energy of two locations, it was getting rather tedious...Lavos will do the rest."
Realizing Tengu will tirelessly make up sanctuary after sanctuary if need be, Falcon is folding up that tent and moving on. Which I imagine will annoy the ten other posters that have been chasing sanctuaries, but honestly, who cares about them?
Falcon ascended the steps to the altar and placed the dark rock on it, in the same place the Hawk's Eye had once rested. "Falcon stepped back and closed his eyes. He raised his hands and began to recite an encantation.

"Exchange the world for...!"
Sigh. Yes, he's quoting Chrono Trigger. Even the apple cider in my glass doesn't taste good anymore.
The Sound Sapper pulsed with an evil aura. Suddenly a radiant blue beam shot forth from it and blasted through the roof of the pyramid. It penetrated the sky. The clouds soon became grey, and it began to rain. The ground shook violently, yet the Sound Sapper remained on the alter. Lavos awakened.
Don't take a drink on every fantasy-cliche word in that paragraph if you're the designated driver.
"At last, the time of rebirth has come..." Falcon proclaimed with glee.
And you know, since we're here, I thought Queen Zeal emphatically established that it's a Bad Idea to summon forth Lavos and expect him to treat you nice. Granting Falcon's AC immunity, but still, what's the upside here?


Post #588, by michael_cayer

Michael_cayer looked down at the crater, where Lavos slept.
Suddenly, an earthshaking roar erupted from the earth. The skies darkened. A beam of energy erupted straight up from the Pyramids. A bolt of lightning seared the sky, and Lavos began to glow.
A pale red glow formed around Lavos. Lavos shifted in his shell.
"Huh?" michael_cayer reached down to glow - then drew his hand back.
"Yeeowww! It's hot! But that can only mean - RESSURECTION!?!"
Lavos let out a few spikes. They shot upward like rockets, and when the spikes hit the ground, they exploded violently.
"Aaaaahhh!"
He's trying his hand at writing like a fantasy author, I guess.
(Will someone save my AC? That is the question...)
He's trying too hard. But such, in life as in IF, is the lot of the insecure.
[This message has been edited by michael_cayer (edited 04-24-2000).]


Post #589, by PSIOsman

As PSIOsman, Alan, Tim, Juliana, Sir, and Ness the Skittleboy emerged from Stonehenge, they discussed what to do next.
That's getting to be too big of a party. Again, I'm not reading ahead, but I predict it will split up in the near future, probably when one of the several inactive writers in it wakes up.
"I think that we should split up. I need to see what's happening to pogopunk over at Pink Cloud. You guys go to Scaraba and see what's up," Osman suggested.
Hahaha! You don't believe me, but I didn't even read ahead into that paragraph. I'm just that good.

And one important reason why groups that size don't work is that everybody is the leader.
"I think that is a good idea," said Tim.

"Alright, who's going with me?"

(You can either go to Scaraba [Falcon], or go to Dalaam [Lavos] with PSIOsman)
You know, it's actually still unclear how or why they know what Falcon24 is up to in real time.

Also, it's going to be funny when everyone except maybe Skittleboy chooses not to go with PSIOsman
[This message has been edited by PSIOsman (edited 04-24-2000).]


Post #590, by Dr. Andonuts

Nathan stared down at Lavos in the crater and said, "I think we need some backup before we take on this Lavos. Lets retreat back to the hotel and regroup. Ok?"

(only for pikachu and/or super speedy to answer)
Well, at least he's offering his fellow kiddies the choice. The implication here is pretty clear: we're already tired of this Lavos crap, we just want to goof off.
[This message has been edited by Dr. Andonuts (edited 04-24-2000).]

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