`Frieza after finding out how big a jerk Falcon is "what with the distruction of earth and all" decided to go out on his own.
I was not under the impression `Frieza was anywhere near Falcon24. That's how much of a jerk he is: `Frieza found it out without ever having even met him!*Sniff i smell something burning?
`Frieza walks along the rim of a large crater, looking down he noticed a large object in the middle he steped down to have a closer look. Then suddenly it turned and Looked at him with its one large horrible eye. `Frieza knew that if he did not jump time he would be as done as his corndog!!.. But did he have enough time. Ah Ha he though i'll throw my corndog at its evey and Blind it ::the old corndog in the eye trik::
Believe it or not, `Frieza was one of the oldest people in the community, right up there with Tomato. He was about 19 or 20 at the time he wrote this, which needless to say is ancient. PSI322, at 17, was old by starmen.net standards; most of the users, you've surely noticed by now, are more in the 12-14 bracket.`Frieza tosses his dog and Jumps out of the way of a large blast. What was that `Frieza thought as he doged a piece of rock. `Frieza looked up and saw a shadowy figure at the top of the crater...
The fact he threw a goddamn corn dog at Lavos should clue you in that `Frieza knows better than to think his AC can accomplish anything. He's just having fun.[This message has been edited by Fritz42 (edited 04-24-2000).]
Post #577, by Mog116
(Well, since Loid brought me back to life, I guess I'll stay.)
It's funny how honest he's being about the fact he just wants attention."Let's go over there." Loid, Mog and Anthadd walked over to the crater.
Once again, I'm not sure how Anthadd got here. He's just silently been following loid around for a while now (on account of Anthadd hasn't posted for a while)."Look. It's Lavos." Mog said absentmindedly. "LAVOS!?" Anthadd almost fell in the crater, Loid was ready to faint, and Mog, Well... He did both. Fainted, and then fell off the cliff.
Mog really has taken up the Pikachu3164 mantle. Every post now is ending with a cry for attention.
Post #578, by pogopunk
[i'm really confused about what this greater evil is (darn you falcon! ) but i guess we can still continue on. i'll let some other chump deal with it..hehe]
Translation: I've never played Chrono Trigger. That means I am a loser.heading side by side into the cave of lilliput steps, pogopunk and luna were on the look out for enemies. giving his bat a few test tries, pogo accidentally slammed it into the wall. "oops, i'm not really used to bats..."
Tengu said straight out the "greater evil" is Lavos, but since pogopunk is entirely unfamiliar with Chrono Trigger and it's entirely standard for Tengu to make up words and villain characters and throw them into IF threads like so many salt particles... yeah.
"sigh, well, you better hope we dont find anything, ya reject..."
Here's this guy that's currently soloing with one of the most sought-after girls on the internet, and he's still moping about being an outcast. And these guys sincerely wonder why girls don't notice them unless it's to ridicule them.trekking through the dark cave, the two could hear drips of water echoing through the cave, and it made them nervous.
"aaaah! whats this on me?!" luna screamed, talking about the mole playing rough running up to them. "take THIS!" she screamed, kicking the mole away. "stupid rodent, urghh"
Pretty in character for Luna, assuming she doesn't like moles."haha, thats taking care of...the..moles" he started, but slowed down when a whole hoard of them ran up to them. "man! you made them angry! um..i think we'll have to run now.." pogo suggested.
He means 'horde'. But even then it's not really the right word."ok, count of three, we run and scream. agreed? 1...3!!!!"
Running and screaming seems to be their number one strategy. It's flexible!she yelled, and pogopunk and luna ran through the cave, hysterical. pogopunk was especially wild, running with his bat smashing anything in his way. they continued this way until luna ran into something large and furry.
"pogo, what is this big, ugly, and hairy thing i'm touching?"
I'm pretty sure he only slipped that one past PSI322 because either she never read it, or she read it but was mortified of calling him out on the innuendo. After all, pogopunk might say to PSI, I was just talking about a bear--what were you thinking about?"its a mighty bear! aghh! kill it!" getting more hysterical, he jumped high on his pogostick and came down with his bat swingin, repeatedly bashing the bear. defeated, it fell over, and it let out a death gurgle.
Her hero? I guess?"gee, i guess that was taking care of it," luna said, poking the bear. "hehe, well anyway, lets continue on." slowing their pace, they walked through the cave until they reached a shining spot. a deep rumbling shook the cave, and the shape of mondo mole came out of the shadows.
I'm not sure Luna's really going to be fond of all this wanton slaughter of animals.
"this is my sanctuary, go away or i'll eat you both.." the rabid mole moved in, sharpening its long claws, and its drool glistening.
That's remarkably charitable of Mondo Mole. If he assumes killing and eating Luna and pogopunk to be nothing more than routine, and if he assumes they make for a desirable meal, why wouldn't he go ahead and kill and eat them? But instead, showing how sporting he is, he offers his potential meal a chance to scamper off."i hope you know paralysis luna, 'cuz i think we're gonna need it..." he said, turning to luna.
And if he's bluffing because he knows they're about to hand him his ass, it would make more sense for him to turn tail and run like hell, wouldn't it?
Now that is distinctly not charitable, paralyzing the poor mole and then beating him to death while he's helpless to do anything. It never pays to be a gentleman when you're dealing with ACs.
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