Hey... I've noticed quite a few things I want to point out that seem a bit wierd...
Brother, I've spent the past few years pointing out things that seem more than slightly weird by the truckload. Let's see if you have anything new to contribute.Note 1 - ((Mog - You at the hotel waiting for someone to arrive so we can unite and ultimately defeat the Randites and Lavos.))
That's, uh... just what Mog116 said in the very last post. What's weird about this? I'm sorry; wierd.Note 2 - ((I've noticed that no one here seems to be in the same time period. Guru, Tracy, Poo, PSI, and Chris have all expierienced nightfall, but for some reason, Kiyo hasn't expierienced yet.))
Well actually that was just something Chris threw in that makes no sense. guruzeth and Traceh at least were quite plain that it was still broad daylight when they walked into the hotel. So yeah, it's a little off, but no one really gave it a second thought except 3164. That's within the same plotline. Synchronizing time across plotlines? Forget about it. Neither interesting nor necessary.Note 3 - ((Falcon, if you wanted to come back to life, you should have told us. Now, I have to make up some wierd way to revive you...))
I love that this kid has the balls and/or naivete to talk to Falcon24 in such an indulging tone. That's worth an Awesome Point.Note 4 - ((How come almost everyone who was in Part I stopped posting...))
Because they have zero interest in saving the world, they were there to party and act weird. It may have slipped past you unnoticed, but there has been a substantial mood shift in the Gathering over these hundreds of posts. A person posting the kind of mild insanity that characterized the first 200 posts would now be ridiculed and possibly attacked for it. The Gathering has become serious business.
That's why there was a long mostly boring slog of 500 posts or so. But now the entertainment value is going to once again spike, because we're about to enter the Gathering's endgame, where most of the posters take themselves way too seriously.**********
Pikachu and his group, throughly exhausted, managed to get back to the Yoshi.
There, everyone rested until night fell. The battle had totally left everyone forgetting about Randite-infested-Kiyo.
I have to admit, I forgot about him too. And I wasn't even in a battle.Pikachu was out on the deck locking at the stars, when Kiyo walked up to him. [Hey, Kiyo! Aren't the stars pretty? Hmm... I feel like I should be remembering something...]
Kiyo walked up to Pikachu, and grabbed him. "Stupid rat. I can't believe you forgot about me!"
[Randite! Yikes! Yikes! Help! Help! We've got a Randite problem! Help! Help! Aieeeeee!]
Randite, before Pikachu could draw to much attention, blated Pikachu with his gun and threw him into the ocean.
What the f--- is 'blated'? I assume it was a typo of 'blasted'. Not that a mere gun is going to do any damage to an AC.Right before he blacked out, Pikachu thought Boy, I seem to be a bully magnet... Oh no! The Sound St.... AIR!
It's almost a guruzeth ploy but then he had to throw in some whining about being bullied. Making it a 3164 ploy.----------
At Saturn Valley, Falcon's body laid lifeless.
Lay lifeless, unless 3164 means Falcon's body was laying lifeless in the same way that a hen lays eggs.All of a sudden, the Apple of Enlightment appeared. "This AC was not meant to die, at least not yet. PSI Super Healing!"
Not once in the history of the world has an AC ever died and stayed dead. Well, making exceptions for pissed-off writers invoking Rocks Fall Everyone Dies and leaving the thread in a huff. Should be obvious why that doesn't count.All of a sudden, Falcon was revived.
That was pretty much the lamest resurrection in the history of IF. And that's really saying something.[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 05-15-2000).]
Post #1012, by loid
Randite looked through Pikachu's yellow backpack until
"YES! The sound stone! I serve my master well indead."
Glad to see the old grammar-free loid is back.Kiyo headed towards Saturn Valley as Tim, Nathan, Shockbird and poryhydron were sleeping, and Pikachu was sleeping with the fishes.
I love this post so much. More posts like this are what IF needs to get fun again. It's short. One thing happens, but it's one (relatively) plot-advancing thing. Something funny is tossed in. Post is over. IF: loid is doin it rite.
Post #1013, by loid
Randite looked through Pikachu's yellow backpack until
"YES! The sound stone! I serve my master well indead."
Kiyo headed towards Saturn Valley as Tim, Nathan, Shockbird and poryhydron were sleeping, and Pikachu was sleeping with the fishes, and i mean that in a mafia like way, not literly ok?
A double post because loid apparently was unaware posts were editable by their authors. Which explains a lot about the gramers.
I *think* loid was trying to say "don't worry 3164 you're not dead, I didn't just try to kill your AC, I was just trying to be funny." But the funny thing is, if you took a few levels in Reading Comprehension you see loid made the problem worse. "Literally" sleeping would mean just that, sleeping, a condition from which almost everyone recovers. "Sleeping with the fishes" is mafia-speak for being dead of not-quite-natural causes.
Post #1014, by SirMontyG
Sir waited for a second, and opened his mouth in response. What came out was:
"Is Mel Brooks jewish?"
"How long did it take you to think of that one, Sir?"
"....Three days.." Sir, although a little dejected at his failed joke, rushed headlong into battle side by side with Anthadd.
I wish I could even appreciate the joke for why it failed, but I have no idea what the hell is going on here. Also, did you ever notice no one ever rushes headshort into anything?*Boss Battle Swirl*
*bupadabaaa!*
Sir and Anthadd engaged Carbon Dog!
This would be the fourth Carbon Dog battle in this thread, I believe.Anthadd made a quick first attack and clubed Carbon Dog right in the head, causing one of his horns to slice off!
Horns? What the hell have you been drinking? Carbon Dog has ears, this ain't Evil Mani-Mani."Wow. Good shot.." Sir said, but it was CD's turn to deliver the pain. Carbon Dog used PSI fire gamma!
Which Carbon Dog can't use. It just breathes fire. You know, because it's made of fire. When you're made of fire you don't need to focus psychic energy to burn people.Both were totaly scorched by the attack! "Ouch, that was about as hot as Phoenix..alright, my turn! Siddown, boy!" Sir ran and jumped behind CD and swung at the back of his legs. It worked! As a natural reflex, CD fell straight to the ground.
"Hey, Anth, now may not be the time to ask, but if you've got any PSI, now'd be the time to use it!"
I'm pretty sure Anthadd spurned all, or almost all, PSI as a profane thing he would not touch with a 20 foot pole. More at 11.Post #1015, by Mog116
Mog jumped up and down. "What are you doing?" [Somethings... WROng..fhgeradse.... Randitesdf... PSI Lol!] Mog fell down, then a picture of Randite taking the Sound Stone appeared.Then suddenly, Moggot back up.
I like that. I declare Mog116 'Moggot' from now on. Perfect.Mog realized the power of PSI Lol!
This thread could use some of that. Here's hoping he uses it liberally.[Well! We hafta stop him. If I use PSI Lol, he May laugh the randite right off his brain.]
-murk, wanna stop him?:
-Loid, wanna get ridda Randite?:
Well, I found out how!-
Mog and Andrew end up whereever Randite is. Then Mog used PSI Lol. Mog, Andrew and Randite started to laugh hysterically!
'Lol' with that particular capitalization tilts the hell out of me. Ugh.(Will the Randite leave!? It's all up to Loid)
It would have been a lot simpler just to kill him.
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