"Hmm...that Pink Cloud and Magnet Hill's been destroyed by Falcon...I've claimed Lilliput and Fire Springs...now all that's left is Giant Step, Milky Well, Lumine Hall, and Rainy Circle. I have heard rumors about a ninth melody, but it's probably nothing. Now, scrambling these open Sanctuary spots in my brain and picking a random one by thought shall yield me: Milky Well. Well, to Milky Well then!"
Yeah... I'm sure that was random. REALLY sure.Poo boarded the Skyrunner II and set the destination to Saturn Valley. Within a couple hours, Poo landed in the Hot Springs of Saturn Valley. "I needed to give this thing a washing anyway," Poo muttered to himself as he went forward to Milky Well. Suddenly, he encountered Luna. "LUNA???" stuttered Poo.
Yeah... I act surprised."What the heck are you doing here?" questioned Luna.
Post #645, by EBGuy
On the plane SirMontyG had jumped out the window, so they lost him.
But anyway
Um. OK, then.EBGuy: Finally! The Plane is landing in HHV!
Svbman: Yay...
Announcer: Please get off the plane!!!
EBGuy: (O_o)';;
Svbman: ^_^';;
EBGuy and Svbman run off the plane into HHV.
EBGuy: ARgh! No one here! Saturn valley!!!
And so they traveled. and traveled..
and traveled.. an- EBGuy: SHUT UP!
Err umm... and then they made it.
Svbman: Hey look! Theres Luna and EBPoo!
Give him credit for not really bothering to pretend there is some reason they're in Saturn Valley other than that's where Luna is.EBGuy: Hey yeah! Do you think we should go over there?
Svbman: Hmm..
EBGuy: Be kind of embarrassing just to bust in but ---
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EBGuy: HEY! WASSUP MUH HOMIES! NEE! FRIGGAN NEE!
Svbman: YEAH ROCKIN DUDE! NEE!
Luna: ???
EBPoo: ???
FInnnnddd out what happens in the next thrilling episode of "The Search for the Holy SM.Netters!!!"
I should have banned this guy from the IF forum at once. Good god.------------------
"Okashii na.... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni..." -- Quatre from Gundam Wing
Post #646, by PSIOsman
PSIOsman and Alan reached the hotel and special SM.net buildings, but Falcon was nowhere to be found.
I forget. Why was he supposed to be there, again? And how did they get here from the Magicants?Suddenly, the Scimitar glowed brightly, and Osman recieved the same psychic message that Falcon had! Apparently, the Scimitar had acted as a psychic antenna, pirating the message...
Stop. Please. Just stop. I can't take it anymore. I beg you. For the love of everything beautiful, STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES FOR FOLLOWING OTHER PEOPLE AROUND."Alan. We need to get to some place quick."
"But why, dude?"
"Never mind that. We just do."
"No problemo, dude. I have a great idea. Grab the back of my board."
"Ummm.... Okay."
"Now... PSI TSUNAMI!"
"Uhhh... Alan?"
The huge mass of water struck the board and launched it high in the air... and the board started gliding! (if you ever saw those old Zelda cartoons, it's like Link surfing on his shield ) PSIOsman was hanging on for dear life!
Should we even take the time to discuss the implications of summoning a f---ing tsunami? The mass destruction and death inflicted on the innocent populace by an AC for no better reason than he wants a cool-looking way to get somewhere?
Naaaah. They're just faceless NPCs.
Our AC crew has progressed from petty theft to grand theft boat to armed robbery to, finally, mass murder. Stay classy!"Now, where to, man?"
"d-down there," Osman replied shakily.
Alan then banked, and dived insanely. He used the blades on his board to slash through the foliage on the way down. Alan executed a perfect landing, and Osman jumped up and dusted himself off. They were in front of the Giygan spaceship... However, they could see no way in...
"Dude, now what?" Asked Alan.
"Now, we wait. I have a feeling that message was not for us..."
That's kind of interesting. They've set a trap for Falcon24 and announced the trap to him, but have left him with no easy way to avoid it. Trying to just say "I sneak on board the ship and PSIOsman and SaturnAl never notice" won't work; they can just say "did too." And obviously he can't kill them. If he can't stand the thought of them meddling, he'll have to either leave off the spaceship thing, or wrap up everything he wants to do there in one post. (Presumably he will do the latter.)
Post #647, by EBGuy
This is less than 20 minutes behind EBGuy's last post (above). He's just banging out nonsense to amuse himself, secure in the certainty no one will ever try to join his plotline.EBGuy: Hahha!~
Svbman: Hahha!~
Luna: What the..?
EBPoo: What the..?
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EBGuy: No. Lets not do that. tis a silly thing to do.
Svbman: Nee.
EBGuy: Yes, Nee.
EBGuy: Actually! Follow me!
EBGuy runs into milky well
EBGuy: MILK! MIIIILLLKKK!
EBGuy drinks milky well
Svbman: (O_o)';;
EBGuy: *Slurp* Yum.
EBGuy runs out
what EBGuy doesn't know is by drinking that water, he has been filled with a special power. And that power is... PSI!
Svbman: Hey man, you have PSI!
Well, Chris is not going to be amused.EBGuy: I do?
EBGuy: PSI Nee! NOW!!
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KABOOSH!
A blast of fire comes out of EBGuy's hands.
EBGuy: Heh! Cool!
Svbman: Cool? Cool?! That is not cool! Thats.... AWESOME!!
Svbman runs up to Luna
Svbman: do you have any surge?
Luna: ...?
Where shall our heroes go next? Find out on the 7th episode of the search for the holy SM.Netters!!
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"Okashii na.... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni..." -- Quatre from Gundam Wing
This guy really should not have been permitted to post, and his already existing posts should have been summarily deleted. At least loid and Mog116 were occasionally trying to vaguely participate in the thread. This is an atrocity.
Post #648, by Godeg
Having stopped spacing out for a while, Mike returns to the IF.
So... uhh... Nathan? What are we doin here? Hangin out? I was sorta spacin' out... dunno why, though. I think when Falcon24 destroyed my walker, i bumped my head or something.
I don't remember Falcon24 destroying his mech. Do you remember that?
Post #649, by SirMontyG
After jumping out of the plane (and landing on a dime, which he picked up and spent at a penny arcade) Sir was sitting on a rock adjacent to Chris's.
LOL. I love Major Asshole so much.After staring off into the distance for a while, he decided to pull out his saxophone and began a quiet, relaxed tune. As to compliment his playing, the clouds slowly roled over the bluff overlooking the ocean and began a light rain. "Ahh...this is it. Man, I wish I could stay here for a while..Hey, why not? I'm in charge of my own destiny, or at least here I am..I love this.." After thinking for a second, Sir went back to playing his soft tune.
I can't really tease out any purpose for this post besides continuing to stalk Chris's footsteps. Yet I find it strangely enjoyable. I think the Gathering is warping my feeble mind.
Post #650, by Tengu Man/Makron
Holding the all powerful, 9th sanctuary in their hands, Darth couldn't help but wonder WHY Paula and Mani were the keys to unlocking it.
That's Tengu for you. Whatever he has hold of is the most powerful thing in the world, but only the Mary Sue(s) in the story could use it. He did this exact thing in probably every IF he ever participated in.Prehaps they were somehow connected to it? Darth also wondered about Lavos, who was probably still too weak to copy most DNA patterns then.
Perhaps this is what you do in every IF and none of us are surprised by it at all?"Guys... the time to strike is now.. Lavos must be stopped, whether we have all 9 melodies or not. I have the feeling that the 9th melody is all someone needs to somehow stand up to Lavos." Darth said.
An engraved f--- you to everyone who's still trying to make a big deal of the damned melodies."Wait, what about all these other people over the island?" asked Mani.
"We should have some of us deliver copies of the melody to some. Who wants to volunteer?"
"I will.." Diamond Dog answered.
"I guess I could too." Jeff said, "We're gonna need a lot of help."
"Jeff, I'd better come along, since I understand the stone the most." Ness volunteered.
Darth, Paula, and Mani were left to deal with what was next...
You're not gonna believe this, but this isn't the first time Tengu has isolated himself with Paula and whatever other girl(s) might be around.
Post #651, by PSIOsman
"Alright, I'm tired of this crap. I'm not waiting any longer," said Osman. He jumped to his feet and grabbed his Scimitar.
I might have suspected PSIOsman constructed that semi-clever trap entirely by accident and has no idea what he's doing. Oh well.HE concentrated, and the sword started glowing brighter and brighter. He leaped toward a panel on the side of the ship and slashed it open with all his might! The panel fell off.
"Come on," said PSIOsman to Alan. Alan followed him into the ship. They explored deep inside. They found the place that Darth and the others fought Ginack. They found the area with the ninth melody. Osman held his Scimitar to it and absorbed it.
At least he cuts to the chase. Liyoshi would have stretched this out over four half-page posts. I'm still uncertain--and I'm pretty sure Osman is too--why the ninth melody matters. It just seemed like staying on Tengu Man's heels was the thing to do right then."Dude, that sword can do anything." said Alan
"Now, all we need to do is grab the other melodies from the rest of the people, defeat Falcon on the way, and then kill Lavos, and then we can go PARTY!"
Somehow I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through. AC's are invincible, and if Falcon24 being an AC isn't enough, he also is going to treat Lavos like his AC.Off to Twoson!
[This message has been edited by PSIOsman (edited 04-25-2000).]
Thus concludes Calendar Day 17 of the Gathering.
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