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12 June 2011

Posts #721-725: 30 April 2000

Post #721, by EBPoo
By the way: 30 April 2000 was this annotator's 18th birthday. It was awesome, thank you for asking.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" laughed Poo as he emerged from the wall in Jackie's Café. "Falcon and his Sound Sapper, hahahaha!" laughed Poo some more. Then, coming back to the regular Magnet Hill, Poo rebuilt it with the power of Magnet Hill. Then, seeing his deed was done, and that he was not entirely evil, Poo scaled the Monotoli Building and got into his Skyrunner II. "Next stop: Winters!"

Poo landed right outside of Dr. Andonuts's lab. "No time to visit the good doctor," Poo muttered to himself as he headed inside the Rainy Circle Sanctuary cave. The giant mushroom who he had fought earlier was back and ready to battle once again. "My name is Shrooom! It rhymes with doom! And...uh...something else that rhymes with Shrooom!"
I'm pretty sure Shrooom! already got toasted by somebody else (Nathan or somebody?) These Sanctuary guardians regenerate like damn trolls.
Oh... right. After going forward a bit I realized he's going to Rainy Circle because that's where Luna's headed.



Post #722, by Gauntlet Wizard

"Whoa!" Siris exclaimed as he shielded his eyes from the enormous blue light that seemed to be emanating from Osman's scimitar. "What was that?"
Light is not matter. It cannot be 'enormous'. Back to Adjective School with you.
"Scimitar of PSI," Osman murmured. "I understand now."
"Riiight," Siris said. "Anyway, what should we do now? I'm not much of a leader; I can't call the shots..."
Well, you could at least try to fake it like pretty near everyone else in this thread.

I think the entire point of this post was to say "Riiight..." to PSIOsman's latest work.



Post #723, by Chris

For a moment, Chris paused, trying to think of how he could leave Winters and return to the outer island.
But just for a moment. Such an elementary problem as this isn't going to keep the likes of Chris stumped for long.
Then, he remembered how he arrived here in the first place.
Finally. This should be good!
"Okay, the way I got here was through the forest that is north of the boarding school. That forest connects back to the beach eventually. From there, we could reach Onett or our favorite little village to visit." Chris said.

"Favorite little village...?" she asked.

"Good old Deep Darkness"

"Oh yeah. I forgot about all of our little adventures there. Come on, let's go back to the hotel though. I really need to lie down after that burst of PSI."
Then lie down in the snow, who cares? Chris will guard you. Makes no sense, when you need to lie down, to instead hike dozens of miles through harsh terrain first. What's wrong with the boulder she was lying on before this whole Frost Wolf thing got started? Besides it being a damn boulder, I mean.
And so, they started making their way through Winters. However, it was getting to the middle of the night, and the temperature was well below freezing. Before long, the two of them had to stop at one of the tents between Lake Tess and Snow Wood Boarding School. They found a few blankets and a lantern, and soon fell asleep.
You know Chris was thinking it. You know he was. It's freezing cold... we're freezing cold... small tent... you know exactly what he was thinking.
When they awoke the next morning, they found the temperature much warmer, and set off north again.
Hope they don't get swept away in the mega-flood all that melting snow will no doubt cause. 
Within a few hours, they had emerged through the woods and back on to the familiar beach that was the coast of Eagleland Island. They made their way to the hotel, and decided to rest a day or two, and then decide what new adventure they might undertake.
Did you get all that? They got to the 90-degree comfort of the beach by walking north in Winters. And if you suggest Eagleland Island must therefore be in the southern hemisphere, I will respond: nuh-uh. Remember Paula's instructions to Jeff when he needed to highball it out of Winters to warmer climes? That's right: "Head south." But I guess you could suppose that was just so he could get the Sky Runner and then head north. So you win... maybe.



Post #724, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy

~~with OS~~
As the fight between OS and Lavos went on, they both were exausted.
"Ahh!" screamed OS. "I'm running out of power! PSI Spirit Bomb Omega!"
A ball of energy appeared, which was thrown at Lavos.
He teleported away.
So did the Spirit Bomb.
The Spirit Bomb was shrugged off, but a chryogen antidote flew at OS's head! OS grabbed it, and then ran out of power!
# OS reverted back to Dave!
Dave was now plummeting to the ground, 100 miles above Eagleland!
(Will he survive? Find out in my next post!)
That's called a teaser, by the way. Now we're all on the edge of our seats, nervous to find out whether the AC is going to survive. Aahhh!




Post #725, by Luna

(That's IT. I'm sick of it.
Holy crap. Luna's about to go Falcon24 all over somebody's sorry ass!
Ton, you are not the 'strongest' guy on the island. You're just making yourself to be that so people will add you to the story. I think I speak for several people when I say you're ruining it for everyone. It gets really annoying after the first few posts. And I believe one of the rules is no omnipotence, and no one-hit KOs.)
Right now you're thinking, "Wait, who the hell is Ton?" The answer is, Ton is a poster named t0nberry22 who is about to be introduced to us. He obviously made some extreme AC God Mode posts in which he one-hit KO'd Lavos (again; poor guy) and why Luna cares, I don't know. He must also have interfered with her plotting somehow. As you can conclude for yourself, t0nberry's offending posts were subsequently deleted.

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