[Tim...we require your assistance. We need the melodies...]
[Right away, Osman] Tim replied, sending Osman all the melodies except Magnet Hill, Fire Springs, and #9.
It's bad enough that he's drawing out an irrelevant one-on-one battle that no one cares about for five posts, but it's just really stupid that he's casually psychically communicating with other people and sending them melodies--however the hell that works--in the middle of it.The Mani Mani Statue was showing no sign of fatigue, unlike Tim. Tim used another Diamond blast, but it only weakened the PSI Shield.The Mani Mani Statue started repeatedly mimicing all that Tim threw at him, and that was not comforting.It mimicked diamond blast, which was destroyed by tim's Psychic Shield.
"I grow tired of this," The Statue said, and suddenly-
IF Rule #29: When in doubt, end your post with "suddenly".
Post #732, by Luna
Luna rolled over in the hotel room in fourside. Waffle, Luna, and Mog had had a great day sleeping, and they had needed some rest. It was still dark, but she knew somthing had woken her up.
There she goes with "somthing" again. Ahhh, the nostalgia.Then she heard it again. A PSI call. Melodies. Somone needed the melodies, but they weren't calling her.
Somone is another Lunaism. She was big on conserving E's.They were calling Tim.
"Maybe we can finally do somthing useful..." Luna mumbled, pulling the softly glowing sound stone out of her backpack. "Maybe we can end this once and for all..."
Yeah. Maybe not.And with that, Luna ran out of the room and started banging on Waffy and Mog's door.
"Wakey wakey!" Luna yelled through the door. The door slowly opened to reveal a very tired waffy.
"Luna... It's 3 in the morning!! What's the idea?"
There is no way Luna would ever be asleep at 2:30 A.M., so this post is already patently absurd."We need to find out how to get to a guy named Osman. We can finally end this war againest evil!"
"Can't we do this in the morning?" Waffy grumbled
"No! We have to act fast!" Luna replied.
"Right. I'll go wake Mog."
Soon the three were on their way again. They walked out into the cold night air of fourside and looked at each other.
"Now what?"
Now..... we party."We send a PSI call to them asking for the location. The sooner we get there, the faster we get this over with."
Or we can do that, I guess. Partying seems just as good, though.
Post #733, by Anthadd
"One hundred books in just over five days. I'm sure bored," Anthadd groaned.
I'm pretty sure he already used that gag."And yet, I feel I am not performing to the utmost of my abilities -- Like something is missing."
Thinking about everything, he ran down a list of what he brought. "My hat!" he cried, and rushed out the door, hoping he could get it back from the Lumine Hall.
LOL. I laughed out loud for reals. That post was awesome.
Post #734, by TsuramiSea
(The character I'm putting in this post already introduced himself, so it's legal.)
That he went out of his way to insist his AC is legal instantly makes me suspect it's not.TsuramiSea walked around the inland, seeing the empty hotels, gathering halls, and stores. He was excited, but kind of lonely that no one was around. Although he wouldn't be very sociable if he did meet anyone anyway. He decided to go in some of the buildings. The meeting hall had its empty podiums and chairs sitting about, with wrappers all over the floor. After three other buildings, he entered a really big building. He failed to see the sign, "Administrator Palace".
Now that way lies damnation. They feed intruders to guruzeth's ever-burning rage and hate.*****
"Hmmm, this place is empty too. More fancy though," said Tsurami out loud to himself. Indeed, the carpet was fine and silky, and tapestries hung about. TsuramiSea peeked in empty rooms, some like offices, others like relaxation areas. TsuramiSea opened a door, seeing stairs leading down. It was a basement. Building up his courage, Tsurami plodded downstairs, and into the darkness. But there was a light switch, so some light came on.
The nobles/knaves divide that exists in any culture really pissed TsuramiSea off. This is his way of acting on it. And you know what? I'm actually reading this with interest. It's different from what I've been reading the last 400 posts.A figure sat downstairs, in a throne, wearing a party hat. "Hello?" it called. "Tomato? EBounding? SOMEBODY? Why hasn't anyone shown up? This is ridiculous! So much for a great SM.Net gathering. I should've spent the ad banner money on prizes or something."
"Huh?" said a puzzled Tsurami. "Who are you? What are you doing down here? The party is outside on the island, you know."
"Nonsense!" cried the person. "The czar of SM.Net proclaims that the party is held down here! Well, it's supposed to be, anyway."
"Czar of SM.Net?" mumbled Tsurami.
"Yes! I am none other than..." The figure stepped into the light, looking very dramatic. "REIDMAN!"
reidman was God at starmen.net. Incidentally, now I see what Tsurami was referring to in his opening parenthetical: that reidman put his AC in the thread, so Tsurami can use him. Actually not a bad idea, since reidman posted once, 500 posts ago, and will never post again.TsuramiSea's eyes opened wide, and he blinked a couple of times. "You're reidman?"
"Don't get too excited," said reidman dryly. "Why is everyone out there? Where's the rest of my staff?! Argh, this is the last time I hold a get-together....."
"Er, Chris, the moderator on the forums, told me that everyone discovered the real Eagleland and Foggyland and Chommo on the inside of the island," explained TsuramiSea.
Chris is an administrator, you little pissant.reidman's eyes shot open. "What?!? They discovered the real EarthBound world here and didn't tell me! Now they will be punished by the tyrannical czar." He smiled eerily, and flames shot out of the ground in the basement.
Everything reidman said or did was always accompanied by a cool fire backdrop.A voice whispered in the back of Tsurami's mind. You're in danger, stupid. RUN. "Er, well, I just got here, so I don't know the details. But since everyone's outside, you might want to consider coming out."
reidman looked thoughtful. "Yeah, not many people will find me down here." He looked at Tsurami. "Wait, who are you anyway?"
"I'm TsuramiSea."
"Oh, you," laughed reidman. "Well, a pleasure to meet you in the flesh." They shook hands. "I'll come up later. This damp basement is starting to affect my brain. Once I get vegitated enough, I'll come outside. But for now I'm staying down here."
"All right, Mr. Young," answered Tsurami.
reidman looked at TsuramiSea in a weird way. "Mr. Young? What's with the formality?"
TsuramiSea giggled nervously. "Oh, eheh, being the almight czar and all, I thought I should show some respect...."
reidman rolled his eyes. "Well, I am a co-webmaster of the biggest EarthBound site on the web, but I'm still a normal human, although a czar. Go easy on the formal talk."
"Okay. See you later, reidman!"
"Adios."
TsuramiSea climbed back up and decided to explore the outside party area and the coast some more. Continuing his search, he wondered if he'd run into anyone else.
Holy f--- that was a long post to accomplish absolutely nothing. Every time my hopes get taken high up into the clouds, the balloon pops and their guts get splattered all over the jagged rocks below. Sigh.
Post #735, by Chris
After a day of resting in the hotel, Juliana was starting to feel better. Her headache had passed, and she had spent most of the day on the beach, thinking about what had happened. Chris had spent a fair amount of the day thinking on his rock, too, but had also taken a bit of time to swim. Eventually, though, the two of them decided to set out for more adventure, though they decided that it would be safer to travel together.
Right. Safer. At least if you brought the--never mind. I hope you don't think my Chris gags are getting old, but, well... Chris is still writing exactly the same things he was writing back at post 50."So, where shall we go now? There are all sorts of interesting places." Juliana asked.
Like that line, for instance."Hmmm...somewhere with adventure...and somewhere we haven't visited yet...how about the Lost Underworld?" Chris replied.
"Sounds like a party!" she answered.
And so, they set off for the Lost Underworld. They might encounter dinosaurs, Tendites, and even visit the Fire Spring. They traveled through Deep Darkness, and made their way through Lumine Hall.
He's blowing through all this to evade Anthadd, who you might recall had set out for Lumine Hall. Chris does not want company on this trip.After stopping briefly to watch their thoughts play out on the wall, they jumped down the hole to the world below...
I am almost positive it's a Bad Idea for Juliana to see your thoughts written on the wall. Or is it just me?[This message has been edited by Chris (edited 05-01-2000).]
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