Posts #46-50: 12 April 2000

Post #46, by Earth Bound Ranger

Mark was staring at the invitation that was given to him for the party at Eagleland.

Hey, it's Mark™! The star of Monster Party, the greatest game ever created!

Although still unsure of the vague directions, Mark thought of the fastest way to get there. He could not teleport because he had never seen the place, and he couldn't ask for directions because no one was around that could help him because they were already at the party, so he improvised. there was one really quick way out of boring Idaho, and that was to get to Boise and hop a flight.

Boise has an airport? Seriously? Can someone confirm this? Do they frequently have delays because of cows on the runway?

Unfortunatly, He was a little short on money, so he took out his sword and cut out a part of the fence. Then he hacked a part of the back of the plane open and jumped in and started to hide in the shadows.

You fail aerodynamics forever. Prepare for Airborne Vehicle Crash Number Six...

He had no idea where the plane was headed, and that was the one little flaw in his plan...

I'm pretty sure if I really worked at it I could detect four or five.

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Post #47, by Queen Catherine

After days later, I spot Eagleland at sunrise. Matt and I are really tried after the long voyage and thank the lord for beer the night before ((::Laughs:: really funny, PP).

Dude, this is IF, not D&D. You don't have to talk in first-person present tense all the time.

"That must be Eagleland!" I said to myself with excitement. "Matt, get up, man!"
Matt is lying on the seat couch alseep. He blinks his dark brown eyes and slowly rises. The boy looks at the island and then back at me.
"How long have we been out to sea...?" He asked mummbling.
"Aprox. 64 days and five hours."

Exhausted fingers again. Just couldn't finish 'approximately'. Only had energy for six characters, and decided 'Aprox.' looked better than 'Appro.'

"Never tell me the odds. Hey isn't that...?"

You were the first to quote Star Wars in the Gathering! Come up front and collect your prize!

We spot Poke'bound64

QC apparently didn't know how to make the é character.

in anthor Motorboat and I wav friendly.

I mp3 friendly. Like, super hardcore friendly.

Then, I slowly pull the thrust handle up,

Insert double-entendre here.

slowling the boat down as we approach Eagleland Island.
"Hey look! That's waffles!"
"Yea and um... why is everyone chasing Luna?"

He says that like it's unusual.

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Post #48, by Prince of the Stars

Mark didn't have a parachute! "Well, I guess i'm just gonna have to jump it"...

The only hitch I can see in this plan is that it is guaranteed to result in grisly death. Whether that's actually a flaw or not depends on your point of view...

Meanwhile:
Dr. Andonuts was doing strange quadruple jumps with captin falcon to get out of Princes way in SSB. Prince muttered "There's something odd about this game." as Mark fell from the sky.
"LOOK OUT!" Mark yelled as he landed on the 200 inch TV, shattering it in the process!
"NOOOOOO!" Dr. Andonuts yelled! "All ruined, again!"

PotS and DrA are now officially in a pissing match.

(P.S. Catheren, the party only lasts for 5 days, not 64.)

I don't know where he got that information. If my memory serves (I'm not reading ahead as I annotate), the party's actually going to end before the current day is over.

[This message has been edited by Prince of the Stars (edited 04-12-2000).]

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Post #49, by Dr. Andonuts

Suddenly there was a ripple in the time-space continum. Dr. Andonuts' TV was fixed and Mark was safely on the ground. A couple people at the party shook their heads like they had seen something else for a moment. And the party continued on.

"Oh YEAH? Well, MY e-penis is....."

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Post #50, by Luna

"Ha ha ha! Too bad, So slow!" Luna grinned from a palm tree.
"You guys should go to bed earlier!" She snickered.
Suddenly, a fwooshing sound was heard. At the base of the tree, several people had pulled out flamethrowers!

Like any competent evil underground organization, the Syndicate always keeps flamethrowers around.

"G..Guys!! You don't wanna do this!!"
"Wanna bet?"
The tree was up in flames in seconds, and Luna was out of it, dancing in the sand. "Hot! Hot!" She looked around at all the extremly tired, mad-looking Earthbounders, and came up with a quick solution.
"There's LOTS of food on the snack table!" She said, smiling sweetly "I'm sure you'd all rather EAT than beat up ME, RIIIGHT??"

Who said anything about beating? Does this flamethrower look like a bludgeoning weapon to you? Are you familiar with the works of Ray Bradbury?

Sure enough, everyone ran down the beach towards the food.
"Whew... THAT was close! ^_^"

Aww... it's so CUTE. I think I'm in love...