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13 January 2010

Posts #396-400: 22 April 2000

We've reached post #400. That puts us around 22.5% complete or so. Party like it's 2000, boys and girls!

Post #396, by Chris

Before long, Chris and Juliana arrived at the coast of the desert. Already, they had discussed where they were headed. Looming over the land like a monolith stood there newest destination: Dungeon Man.
Their.

They probably actually did discuss this over AIM, where Chris discussed anything and everything he could think of with PSI around this time.
"Once we're inside, we should be able to find ourselves some equipment. After all, the desert animals are pretty dangerous, and Brick Road can surely help us become equipped." Chris explained as he and Juliana tied the boat to a dock.
What the hell? You're ACs! Just do what your brother does and make up your equipment on the fly.

Or explore Dungeon Man; that sounds romantic.
"Okay, let's go!" she replied, and they walked up to Dungeon Man. They found the door unlocked, and went inside. They started working their way up to meet Brick Road.
Don't you think Brick Road would fairly rapidly degenerate into insanity, being stuck and unable to move his dungeon-man-hybrid-thing? Or--I know this is radical--don't you think he'd have abandoned it by now, or maybe had the goddamned trees cut down?
"Welcome. I've been stuck here for so long, and so rarely have visitors. Hmmm, you're not from Eagleand are you?" Dungeon Man asked.
Brick Road, actually. If you're talking to the guy's face on the fourth floor, his name is Brick Road. Dungeon Man is his enormous, now dysfunctional dungeon-mech, which you're standing inside of.
"No, we're from another land." Juliana replied. "We came to see if you could give us some equipment for our travels through the land. In return, we'll cut down the trees that have you stuck here, so that you can wander around Scaraba as you please."
Damn! Why didn't I think of just cutting down the goddamned trees? This girl's a genius!

But then... if they have a chainsaw, which is the bare minimum you'd need to cut down a bunch of trees, why the hell do they need any additional self-defense equipment?
"Hohoho! A fine offer! Jump down the Good-bye Exit, and go to the Vehicle Collection. There, you're sure to find all the weapons and armor you need."
Sure, providing you can wear a broken-down taxi as armor and wield a rusted bicycle for a weapon. Go wild!
"Thank you, Brick Road." Chris answered, and they set off for the vehicle collection.
Ah, he got it right this time.



Post #397, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy

  • Poryhedron, with David on his back, teleported to Twoson, sencing Pikachu was there!
"Hey, Pikachu!" said Poryhedron and Dave, symoltaniously.
Good lord, I think that was his honest attempt at spelling 'simultaneously', not a joke. The horror.
"Like the stuffed Bowser I got you?" asked Poryhedron.
[Yeah!] said Pikachu.
Poryhedron then got a tandum bike (a bike built for 2) so he and Dave could ride. (I have trouble riding bikes by myself. I'm terrible at balancing.)
Just in case you needed any additional clues as to SS/MB's single digit age.
"Whoa! A fight!" exclaimed Poryhedron. "Can I help them Dave?"
"Sure," replied Dave.




Post #398, by Gauntlet Wizard

Siris decided to do something. He was in Eagleland, after all, and Eagleland was a place of wonders and stuff. Siris decided to visit Saturn Valley...
"I've always wanted to meet Mr. Saturn," Siris said to himself as he began to teleport. All of a sudden, smoke started to come out of Siris's ears. "Oh darn," he mumbled. "I can't teleport to Saturn Valley." Siris teleported instead to Threed, where he could take the underground path to Saturn Valley...
I guess deciding to do something was a big step for Gauntlet. We'll see if anybody else bites on the Saturn Valley thing.



Post #399, by Luna

"We'll take any help we can get!" Luna yelled to the Pikachu, tossing him a moonbeam gun.
[Thanks!]
"No problem. Now lets beat this guy down!"
1) How is a rat with short arms even for a rat supposed to wield a gun?
2) Why would an electric rat that can summon lightning bolts want to wield a gun?



Post #400, by Falcon24

(Alright, I suppose I'll have to adjust how I write this...in the IF board I used to frequent, we never would state damage toward another person's character, but oh well.)
You've probably noticed by now that this is a far cry from your typical IF board. Almost all of these kids are in their IF larval stage, and have no respect for nor concern for the usual customs.
Falcon's eyes were bloodshot with rage.
What else is new?
"That does it! That's it! You're HISTORY!"

Falcon released his grip on the beam cannon, allowing it to fall into the ocean.

"You know, Ness and co. weren't the only ones to realize the full potential of PSI..."
Typing 'mpany' would have put his keyboard over critical mass, and then we all would have been deprived of the joy of reading the rest of this post.
Falcon crosses his arms and lowers his head

"PSI Shield Beta!!" A protective, blue forcefield surrounds Falcon's body, repelling all physical attacks and sending them back it their source.
You still take half damage from them, you know. Not that it matters in the slightest, since both you and all of them have Infinity Plus One HP.
"Now you will know what it's like to face the fury of the storm..."
Their knees are knocking, I'm sure.
Falcon holds his hand in front, aiming it towards the group. Energy begins to gather into his palm slowly.

"PSI Starstorm..."
Oooh. Aaah. I guess.

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