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30 January 2010

Posts #472-476: 23 April 2000

Post #472, by PSI322

(Note: This is what we call INTERACTIVE Fiction, which means that anything you want can happen. That's why it's interactive. There seems to be some problems involving who is allowed to absorb a sancutary's power around here, and I say that anything is possible. This is FICTION, after all, not real life!)

~PSI322, Administrator - Starmen.Net
I so called it.
[This message has been edited by PSI322 (edited 04-23-2000).]
Guess I have to ban her for not posting any content. :(



Post #473, by Chris
Chris is just forging ahead, not waiting for PSI322 to post. Note that PSI322 posted an admin edict, but no story content, a pretty clear indication that she's intentionally not posting right now.
When Chris awoke, he found himself in a place he didn't expect. Instead of in a green glass tube, he was in "the next room," the room where Starman Deluxe commanded the base. In front of him was a Starman, as well as a shadow in the background he couldn't make out.

"Now, *whirr*, tell us why you are here." the starman said, in a metallic voice.

"Well, I don't know why I'm here in the Stonehenge Base, but as to why I'm--"

He was cut off by the Starman, "How do you know that you are in Stonehenge! You know too much, *beep*, and are too dangerous. Guards, take him *click* away."

And with that, he found himself where he originally expected: In a green glass tube. On the inside was a timer; Chris soon realized that he only had, at best, a few hours of air. He could only pray that someone get to him quickly, before he suffocated.
What, did he buy 3164's personality off of EBay or something? His cries for attention are getting pretty annoying. I say let him suffocate. Who's bloody with me!?
[This message has been edited by Chris (edited 04-23-2000).]




Post #474, by PSI322

Juliana continued her psychic call to Tim. [I'll be in Winters as soon as I can. I'm in Saturn Valley presently, but I'll find a way to get there.]

Tim nodded, even though he knew that Juliana couldn't see him. [All right, I'll see you soon then.]

Juliana packed her things and fled Saturn Valley immediately. She feared for Chris's life, so she knew it was imperative that she travel quickly. She ran over to Threed and wondered how she would get to Winters from there...
Not much of a post, just kind of a 'Yeah, I'm coming, don't kill yourself just yet' notice for Chris.



Post #475, by Little Yoshi

Tim decided to go ahead and try to start his way in. After decending the lader into the base, he walked along the neon path until he found...an iron eraser-shaped statue!
Maybe he should start his way into the Webster's Dictionary, ne?
Tim whacked it with the Masamune,
Unintentional or intentional double-entendre?
but that had no effect. He repeated this a few times, not getting the response he wanted from the statue. In his rage, he threw the pencil-eraser at it, but that had no effect. Finally, he Leap Slashed it. Still didn't work.
"Duh!" He said, and Leap Slashed over it. from behind, he found a button that was labeled "Lower". He pushed it, and the statue was lowered. Then he was lowered to the ground by a crushing blow from behind. The guard, a Starman Plus, had attacked him.
He sprang up, and felt a gun in his back.He then thought to himself "So I'll be captured along with Chris?" He then murmered" I need the power of Rainy Circle!" The Sound Stone started to glow. A water blast hit the guard in the back, and he was defeated. Tim then decided he'd wait there for Juliana, unless she told him to do something else.
See, this is how IF works, SS/MB. You just make s--- up as you go along and to hell with how EarthBound says stuff is supposed to work.



Post #476, by EBPoo

"GRRRRRR!" growls Poo after Tim steals the Rainy Circle melody. Poo and Falcon meet outside at Stonehenge to discuss what just happened. "Jeez, Falcon! If you were quicker, we could've gotten the spot. But instead that Fobby guy and Tim took the spot! I'm tired of working with you. I'm leaving, ya dumb bird." With that, Poo shoves Falcon into a bank of snow and walks into Dr. Andonuts's lab with anger in his eyes.
That was, um... interesting. Staged? My gut tells me it's staged.

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