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28 January 2010

Posts #441-445: 22 April 2000

Post #441, by SirMontyG

/me is dum. I'll delete it! Forgive, Mani!!

"Got it!" Sir proclamed as he lifted the newly revamped Lightweight Bazzoka over his head. "Easy to aim, find the weak point, and take out the foe, cool stuff. Everyone, back in the inn!" The others ran back in while Sir dashed out and leaped onto the Tea Table.
"Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!" *KAfwoooooOOOOSHHHH*
And every woman in the area swooned, devastatingly impressed by both the size of Monty's bazooka and how well he handles it.
[This message has been edited by SirMontyG (edited 04-22-2000).]




Post #442, by Pikachu3164

This is just a memo to Q. Catherine:
Okay, the SM.Netters are in a race to collect the energy of the Your Sanctuaries. You'd either be with me and Nathan in Giant Step, or with Luna at Lilliput Steps.
Or he could strike out on his own for some other Sanctuary. He should be giving that option serious consideration.
Chris and some others are fighting Electro Specter at Tenda Village I, and Mani, Mystery Man (Now known as Darth) are off to battle Carbon Dog.
I like how Chris is denoted as Leader of the Electro Specter Expedition even though he's written zilch on the subject, and in fact no one except Monty and I think one Anthadd post a long time ago has written anything about it, because it's boring as hell. 3164 is definitely giving the admin his proper respect.
Oh, and were kind of racing against Falcon and Poo to collect the Sanctuary Energy.
Plus, the enemies of the Sancuaries are super strong, unfortuneatly.

Did that help at all?
It helped me lose my faith in humanity and question why the hell I'm annotating this thing at all.



Post #443, by Luna

{Added note to pikachu's thingy: I'm on my own, so everyone else is with pikachu.}
You get the feeling Luna really wants to be sure everyone knows she's somewhere far, far away from Team Liyoshi/3164.



Post #444, by EBPoo

"Mmm..." mumbles Poo as he eats a hamburger followed up with a Pepsi. "Oh, right, we're in this cave now," Poo says to Falcon. The two walk through the cave, battling slugs along the way. Suddenly, a giant alligator ran toward Falcon and Poo with its tail in attack mode. "DIE, you fiendish reptile!" yells Falcon as he smacks the alligator with his T-Rex Bat.
This is what IF writers write when they don't know what the hell to write, but feel like they ought to write, lest they be lost in the swiftly flowing sands of time. Nobody ever reads it.
Soon the two make it to where shiny stuff was on the ground. "Oh great, we can't make it up there," says Poo pointing up.

"Geez, what happened to the rope here?" asks Falcon suspiciously. As the two gaze up, they spot the fiendish Bubble Monkey running away with rope in its hand. "Ack! Stupid, stupid monkey!" Poo yells.

"Okay, what the heck do we do now? Luna and the others are going to claim all of the Sanctuary spots soon."
Too bad one or the other of you isn't a f---ing bird. Man, a friend like that would be so handy...



Post #445, by Pikachu3164

Excuse me, Falcon, Poo, how exactly do you claim the power of the Sanctuaries without a Sound Stone? I don't think its possible....
How exactly the hell do you claim the power of the Sanctuaries when Ness already is holding it all, genius, hmm?
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[Hey Nathan? Do you know exactly who's trying to collect Sanctuary energy besides us, Luna, and Falcon and Poo?]
"Hmm... I think I heard somewhere that Chris and a few others are near Lumine Hall... And Mani and Darth are trying to head towards Fire Springs..."
Chapter 73,018 of 'Using OOC Knowledge IC', Re: Team Tengu.
[Okay. Break apart the Sound Stone 2 more times.]
*CRACK*
The Sound Stone was shattered into 3 parts, all of which became whole again.
[Okay. Now I'll send Chris one of these stones, and Mani another. PSI Teleport!]
I... guess that the way they're playing this, that was kinda necessary, but you also have to admit no one is ever going to care. Though I'm not sure Chris and PSI322 have any interest in joining this dullery. Moving right along...
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Tenda Village 1

"This battle is not going well.... Ouch! Huh.... A note attached to a rock.... To Chris: I heard you were near Lumine Hall, so I'm sending you a Sound Stone. ~Pikachu."
In the sense that it should have taken one sentence, and instead it has taken some ungodly number of posts like 80, I agree, this battle is sucking ass.
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Tenda Village 2

The Tenda Chief walked to the center of the village. "Excuse me, but is there a Mani in the village?"
Mani walked up to the Tenda Chief. "A mysterious note was just Teleported to the village, addressed to you."
"Hmm... What's it say?
To Mani: I heard you were near the Fire Springs, so I'm sending you a Sound Stone. ~Pikachu"
Tengu won't be happy about this. He'll act uppity and claim he already had a plan for dealing with the Sanctuary without your pissant help, thank you very much.
[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 04-22-2000).]

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