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15 January 2010

Posts #406-410: 22 April 2000

Post #406, by Traceh

Apon reaching the gates to the park, Tracy reconsidered.
I've already done the count-the-misspellings gimmick with loid, but it would work just as well for Traceh. WARNING: Do not turn this into a drinking game.
"Whats the point if not all the rides are finished?" she said aloud to noone in particular but herself. "Hmmmmmmmm.... time to go 'splorin. Off I go."
i.e., looks like I missed the boat by about thirty miles by waiting two days to post again. I'd better catch up to the gang.
Tracy trecked down the hill she had previously been the queen of (she had shouted it from the top) and made her way towards the sandy place that seemed to stretch forever.
Hey, as long as no one else nearby is armed, there's no one to stop you from claiming ownership and dictatorial authority over any piece of land you care to shout your claim from.
After a few hours of walking and thinking about the stupididty of not bringing an ample water supply for a walk through the desert, she happened to come across a water hole with a few palm trees. Lounging there were some odd monkeys, and even more odd....was the fact that she understood them.
I fear Traceh might miss the dessert/desert joke the desert-dwelling monkey makes, if she's not paying close attention.
Tracy chatted with the friendly monkeys for some time. They informed her of the dude that lived underground about a mile away and new a special teleport spell.
Yeah, it's not the old spell that Ness and everybody else is using.
"Well how else am I gonna get across the island without having to walk for days?" she told the monkeys. "Might as well give it a go."

She started towards the hole in the sand, hoping for the best.
Give Traceh credit for this: She doesn't care who else comes along. She'll just write her own damn storyline and it's plenty interesting, thank you very much.



Post #407, by Pikachu3164

Excuse me, but my overly curious mind wants to know where the hotel/amusement park/beach place everyone is staying at is on Eagleland.
I've seen some people get to Onett in a minute from there, but I've also seen people get to the Deep Darkness in a minute. Then, there's a few people who have gotten to the DDD in a minute....)
YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO ASK QUESTIONS NOW SIT DOWN SIR

No, seriously, man, the way IF works is, the fewer questions you ask, the better off everyone will be.
Falcon was hit by his Starstorm Omega! That had to hurt.
Wanna bet?
He then fell to the ground, umm... paralyzed. He's concious, but can't move (I'm trying to have him downed temporarily, but still keep him happy... If you don't want to be paralyzed, Falcon, just tell me, okay?)
Too late. You pissed him off at 'Falcon was hit', and royally pissed him off with everything that follows. Might as well slit your own wrists and save him the trouble.
"Okay. We're not being shot at anymore. Why is everyone trying to kill me?" asked Luna.
Okay... you know how the boy behind Luna wouldn't stop pulling her ponytail in second grade? Same thing.
Pikachu was next to Falcon's paralyzed body. [What do we do with this guy? Kill him? Let him go? Hold him prisoner?]
Get the hell away before this AC pissing match gets even less sufferable than it already is?

(Fun fact: According to blogger's dictionary, 'sufferable' isn't a word, but 'insufferable' is; therefore, I should have typed the stuffy 'more insufferable'.)
Tim went up to Pikachu and Falcon, "As much as I don't like the fact that he shot at us, let's just leave him here and get away from him."
Words of wisdom, my friend. You don't know how long it might be before Tim comes up with something else smart to say, so take full advantage while you can.
[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 04-22-2000).]




Post #408, by Little Yoshi

(Pikachu, I think the reason he attacked us was because he sides with the jellyfish, and also, we can't kill him, no killing other people's ACs, remember?)
Actually, people don't take so kindly to their ACs getting paralyzed without their permission, either. And that's the ethereal 'people'. You're not familiar with Falcon24, are you?
"Nathan, you don't have to work on the shield, I'll handle it.
I so called it. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's like calling the sun setting in the evening. But still.
You people can go have a good time...away from Falcon and the jellyfish." Tim said.
Wouldn't bet a lot of money on Falcon leaving you alone now.



Post #409, by pogopunk

after what felt like ages, pogopunk finally awakened in a strange new place. no longer near pink cloud, he could see towering pillars greatly decorated with symbols and markings.
I'll be honest: I no longer remember what the hell pogopunk was doing the last time he posted. I'm sure you don't either. *sigh* OK, OK, I'll go check. There's no need to be an asshole about it.

Haha! That was actually worth it. OK, his last post was #364, wherein he wandered around talking to figments of his imagination, then somehow went to Dalaam via a forest, got trashed by Thunder and Storm, and then sent out a psychic call for help that was mocked by SirMontyG and ignored by everyone else. Now you're caught up. Shall we continue?
the interior was greatly decorated, and there was a red carpet running through the room. it suddenly dawned on him that he was in prince poo's palace! quickly straightening up, he looked to see if anyone was around. through the doorway came a regal looking man, dressed in flowing robes and a posh turban.

"welcome young visitor, to dalaam. prince poo was exploring the cave of pink cloud when he came across you, unconcious.
I know, I know, you're not supposed to ask questions, but still: Poo already explored the s--- out of the Pink Cloud cave, back when he was part of Team Ness. Is he amnesiac or something?
departing his adventure for now, he quickly rushed you back here to the palace where we revived you with a cup of lifenoodles," the man said.
Apparently Poo was too lazy to just use Healing on him. (Or, if you prefer, insert variation of 'he must have used up all his PP impressing the girls' joke here.)
"i am poo's master, pleased to be at your service."

awestruck, pogopunk could only gape in awe of what he had come across. "and uh, like, where's poo now?" he could only murmur.

"he has run off again, on an adventure of sorts. you see, this island was not meant to be found. it is another earthbound to be specific. here the entire story that has been loved has been recreated, with the locales and such," poo's master began, "no one but the most devoted earthbounders were to find here, because it is they who must free us from here." poo's master paused, and drank a bottle of water. "here on 'eagleland' as you have called it, almost every part of the original has been reproduced, except this time, our four heroes are powerless. they may only guide your group to defeat the guardians and restore peace back. using psychic powers will come in most helpful"
If you're one of the probably many people who are mostly just reading the annotations and skipping the text: Knock it off and read the text. Except don't read this text. It will make you cringe so hard you'll have a headache for days. Look, I warned you.

Probability anyone's going to pay attention to this terrible attempt at establishing a heroic storyline: Near zero. For one obvious thing, there are way too many AC's running around to possibly form any kind of band of heroes from. The best you could hope for is one small group of people who follow something like what pogopunk outlined, while the rest ignore it and make up their own completely different storyline.

Which, if my memory serves, is basically what happened.
"and why do we have to do it? we just wanted to come here to party..."
Well... we don't. Because none of us are under any obligation to pay attention to you.
"ah, but you do not realize the possible peril that you have put yourself in. you must rid eagleland of the sanctuary guardians before you will ever be able to 'party.' already some of your comrades have fought, like anthadd and sir. find the four heroes, and they will greatly assist you.." poo's master trailed off, and ran to another room of the palace

sending out a psychic call, pogopunk warned everyone on the island of this new danger. chuckling, he thought the only problem were rogue jellyfish and crazy maniacal birds of prey and cows (?)
I hope he doesn't expect this psychic call to meet with any more acceptance than the last one did.
[This message has been edited by pogopunk (edited 04-22-2000).]

Post #410, by SirMontyG

~I'm you asked that, Mr. Chu!~
(annoying announcer voice)

~The habitable section of Eagleland Island, the hotels and everything, is located on the eastern shoreline. Streching for a few miles up and down the coast, this includes:
A large hotel
Olympic size swimming pool
Dance floor and entertainment
Numerous televisions and consoles scattered about
A full size auditorium
And the now infamous Chris Rock (get it?)
*facepalm*
Moving westward into the island, you may come across Onett, and if moving southwest, run into a forest that borders Deep Darkness. Northward is the yet-to-be-finished Amusement park, with virtualy no lines at all. And that, Pika, is the wonder of Eagleland Island!~

(someone correct me if I'm wrong on my info, okausta?)
SirMontyG has an inflated opinion of himself if he expects many people to take time out to correct him in print. Mostly they'll ignore this post and continue making stuff up as they go along, because honestly, no one gives a f--- how the island is laid out. They just go where they want to go.

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