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13 November 2011

Posts #851-855: 5-6 May 2000

Post #851, by Mog116

All of a sudden, Mog felt enlightened. The power of good hearts (Tim, Siris and Pikachu's) healed him.
What kind of lame power is Heart, anyway?
[Who's Magicant is it?] ]Yours[ [Then why'd you say It wasn't mine?] ]Because[ Mog stepped forward, but the figure disappeared.
No, I didn't screw the brackets up, that's the way he wrote it.
Mog looked around. His magicant was a town. Every yard had huge fruits in them. Mog walked down a street, turned left, and entered the first house he saw there. Noone was home, but he could hear someone.
This Noone guy is quite the shadowy figure in the Gathering. I just know he's going to turn out to be an important arch-villain. Probably one of those Randites Tengu keeps going on about.
Mog ran into the back yard. He saw Himself trying to get into a moving van. A big Black one.

[[KKKZZKKKZZZKKK]]

Mog ran after ablack van. One of his best friends, Skye, (Ok, it was late, I was tired, and I couldn't think of a name.) was just kidnapped.
Because, as you know, Mog has never actually had a friend.

Mog didn't stand a chance. He ran as fast as he could, but couldn't keep up. He saw a car drive by him. He had gotten an idea. He heard a car coming. When the car passed his right side, he jumped. KAKOOSH! He landed right on the car. As this car sped up, the other reached a red light. It slowed, but drove past. Then a siren was heard, and a police car passed the car Mog was on. Mog jumped from car2 to the police car, and when the police car came up, Mog jumped to the van. Thye van drove by his house, and he punched the window. He pulled himself into the van.

[KKKZZZKKKZZZKKK]]

Mog flinched. It was the second flash back he had seen in Magicant. Mog thought about it, then just went on. He walked back to the Sea of Eden.

[Heheh...] [Not YOU again!?] Mog's chadow walked out of the water. [I hate this. Well, MUSIC!] Mog's mind began playing his fav CT music. (It's the Frog's. I name him Glenn, though)
I know you didn't read that, so I'll give you the Cliff Notes:

1. A whole bunch of random mind altering drug-induced nonsense, followed by
2. Setting up to do the whole "Dark Mog" battle you didn't care about the first time over again. Dread Liyoshi Disease is spreading.
[This message has been edited by Mog116 (edited 05-05-2000).]





Post #852, by Tengu Maul

"Falcon!!" Darth growled, "Alright, NOW YOU GONNA DIE, LAVOS!!"
u mad
Darth began to mercliessly slash and hack at the eye of Lavos.
It's unclear why Tengu thinks any of us expect he might be merciful to Lavos. I don't recall Lavos asking for mercy, or even remotely resembling something that might be desirous of mercy.
Lavos took serious damage, but managed to block a hit, and send Darth flying into a tree, knocking him senseless.
Lavos takes a lot of serious damage, but none of it ever seems too, I dunno... serious. 
I still can't comprehend what these guys find so exciting about paragraph after paragraph after paragraph of fighting some video game's Big Bad.
Ness began to glow green again, and then emitted a glow similar to the X-Buster and hovered over Lavos, the ground below Lavos turned green, and then energy rose from it, right into Ness's hands.

"Powers of the Earth, what's left, guide me to my destiny!!" and with those words, Ness divebombed Lavos' head/eye and the result was a city-sized explosion of green energy that blinded everyone.
The usual effect of a city-sized explosion upon a human body is to vaporize it. But these are ACs, so even the blindness is going to be extremely temporary.
When it clear, the eye of Lavos was gone... but Ness lay unconscious. Paula screamed and rushed to him.
We might not want to bet the farm on that being very temporary, though. Removing Ness from the equation was Standard Operating Procedure for Tengu Man, who was virulently jealous of a video game character.
Darth came to his senses and saw the missing eye, and asked, "What happened?"

"Ness drew on some other power of Earth and, literally blew the head away... I've never seen anything like it, but now he's in a coma... and it may be a permenant one..." Paula sniffed.
There is no such thing as a permanent coma. Before too long the victim invariably either wakes up or dies.
"It's a good idea we go home for now. We're gonna need Ness's power if we're to handle anything ahead inside that thing." Jeff suggested.

"You're right... we'd better go back to Twoson for now..." Darth said, and his group teleported back to Twoson.

[Well, now you can go after Lavos, people, just save some for us[preferably the core] when we return ]
It's always cute the way Tengu appoints himself Thread Captain in every thread he posts in.




Post #853, by Pikachu3164

All Magicants are linked at the Sea of Eden... There, you will find your Nightmare... When the Nightmare is defeated, you will earn the 10th melody... When the 10 Melodies are formed together, the power will be so strong, you shall have the chance to destroy the Ultimate Evil ...
I'm not sure where he plans to take the "all Magicants are linked at the Sea of Eden" thing. I certainly don't recall Ness having to pick his way through hundreds of ACs en route to Ness's Nightmare.
Pikachu woke up. He had fallen asleep in the Thunder Inn, the hotel in his Magicant.
[Huh?! That was some dream... I need to quit eating Magic Cake before going to bed..]

Meowth was already up. "Wake up Pikachu! We're going to the Sea of Eden! I'm sure some of your old friends will meet you there!"
Yet Another Unauthorized AC.
**********
[Scary.... This is the path that leads to the Sea of Eden?]

"Yup! Right! That's why I'm outta here! Buh bye! Good luck!"

[Don't leave!] But it was too late. Meowth had already left, back to the good side of Magicant. [Great. anyone here!]

Pikachu heard nothing, so he walked on. He kept walking until he reached the Sea of Eden.

There, he thought he heard some fighting. [Who's there?] After squinting, he thought he could make out the shape of Mog, fighting.... Mog.
Again.
But that wasn't what Pikachu would be worrying about.
Yeah, none of us are worrying about it either.
A dark, evil shadow was approaching Pikachu. [I'm afraid I can't let you go any further, Pikachu.]

Pikachu was so terrified, he almost died. [Who are you!?] Pikachu turned around and saw... him. Except, the other was... different... Pikachu could feel the negative energy emanating from the shadow.
Has this kid ever had an original thought in his life?
[Don't even recognize yourself. Sad.] the other Pikachu said.

[Your not me! I'm me!]
There's some deep philosophical riddling to be had in that line. Especially if you take "Your" at face value and not as a common spelling error.
[True, I suppose. I am Dark Pikachu, your evil side. My goal is to make you, well, evil.]
I'd like it better if it insisted to be your good side. Why does no evil side ever think of that?
Pikachu was even more terrified then ever. Dark Pikachu seemed incredibly powerful to him. Then a terrible thought came to him. [Would that make you my Nightmare?]

[I guess that would.] Now Pikachu was just ashamed. If his nightmare was as strong as he thought he was, that would make a large portion of Pikachu... evil.
If this was really part of you, kid, it would be the annoying, not evil.
Then, Pikachu became aware of the voice like thingy he heard while he was sleeping.
Your nightmare represent your evils... Defeat it, and you will be pured of evilness... Let it defeat you, and you will become an Embodiment of Evil

[Great. Now I know I need to quit eating Magic Cake. Who the heck keeps talking to me?]

[No one is talking to you.]

[Great. Now I look stupid, just because I ate some Magic Cake. You want a fight, don't you?]

[Duh. Let's fight.]

Pikachu decided to reason with Dark Pikachu. [You win, I let evil myself over. I win, you lead me to the Sanctuary point. Agreed?]

[Agreed. PSI Starstorm! Omega!]

Pikachu was plastered by stars before he even got a chance to start. [Ouch. Okay. Remember, good always wins! Good always wins! PSI Shield!]
...because Evil is dumb.
[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 05-09-2000).]





Post #854, by Mog116

Yay. I get to fight lavos. Whoopie. (Notice the periods)
Kid's got no further particular interest in posting on the Gathering. Now he's just bitter and bitching. I find it hard to believe much of anyone would have minded had guruzeth banned him for failing to post any useful content, ever.
Mog killed the last of Mog's evil forms, did some stuff, then woke up.
On the other hand, this is my favorite Magicant Post yet.
He walked all the way to Lavos (About five miles) just in time to be blown back to the meeting place by Ness' explosion. Mog had gotten used to pain, so he ignored it.
What is a soul, if not a bowl of pain? A bowl of pain. A bowl of pain.
Mog walked back to Where Lavos was, looked at i, then walked away. He walked away FOREVER! I AM NOT COMING BACK UNTIL THIS IS A NORMAL VACATION IF! Unless something cool comes up.
And by "something cool" he means "people paying attention to me".
(Tom, keep the stuff. give it back to me later)





Post #855, by waffle

Waffle looked around. Magicant sure was a strange place, but it was pretty cool, in his opinion. But, he still found it odd that two people were able to go in the same Magicant. It was the Magicant for both his and Luna's mind.
The implications of that notion are awesome, if you're waffle.
"Pudding!" Waffle said looking at the floating snacks.
"..Ahhh! ...J,Jellyfish!" Luna shrieked hiding behind waffle.
"Heh, its only our mind, those things can't hurt us."
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between Magicant and your standard dream.
"Hmmm..." Luna said popping out.

They walked around farther, seeing lots of people they had known, and lots of other familiar things.
"Sure is interesting..."
And by "interesting" he very much means "uninteresting", because he cannot for the life of him think of anything even remotely interesting or descriptive to write.
Soon, they came to a part that looked like the winding path to the Sea of Eden, just like in Ness' mind.
"Hmmm..." Waffle looked at Luna, "Shall we go there or hang around and see what else is here?"
No particular purpose for this post besides to try to prevent Luna from forgetting about him.

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