((Okay, seeing as loid just said that the Mr. Saturns were squished by Lavos, I'm assuming that Lavos fell right on Saturn Valley, kay?))
That conflict sure was resolved fast. I guess 3164 decided this idea was cool and he could run with it.**********
[Okay. We may as well get going there's nothing to do now that we have the 10th melody and we know we can't get into waffle and Luna's Magicant.]
Convoluted way of pointing out waffle's post is more than slightly late."So what will we do?" Poryhedron didn't know what Pikachu was suggesting.
Neither does anyone else, Poryhedron. We never have.[Let's go to Magicant Village!]
"Huh?"
A valid and sanguine question to ask, Poryhedron, seeing that there is no such place.[You know how the Sea of Eden is connected to everyone's Magicant? Well, when I zoomed here at the speed of Light, I noticed that the village from Mother 1 is also connected to everyone's Magicant!!]
Oh. Well. When you put it THAT way."Hey... If everyone's Magicant links to the same Sea of Eden, why couldn't we go with Luna and waffle?"
[Some problem with warping odd shaped thingies, I guess. Let's go!]
It would have been a lot better if he had simply put in, [Because Luna's a bitch and she wants waffle to herself], which you know is what he was thinking.
I wonder just how high on the list of Google results for "Luna's a bitch" this post will climb.**********
Pikachu and Poryhedron looked around Magicant Village (Does it have a name? The Magicant in EB0?), visited Queen Mary, ruler of Magicant, looked at the cool stuff in the Well Dungeon, and finally left Magicant.
"Well, that was cool!"
[Yea! Let's go to Milky Well now. Teleport Omega!]
*********
[Ohh!!! Need Peanut Cheese... oh my God!]
Yes?"It's Lavos!"
By God, sir, so it is!
Post #917, by SirMontyG
"Little dune buggy..in the sand, little blue dune buggy..in my hand! Dikawa bum! bada bum ba bum, buda ba da bum ba bum, buda ba da bu baaaa.."
A travel weary Sir walked the endless plain that was Eagleland Island. Thumb still out, he wondered if he would ever get picked up.
"Heh, I remember when the island was just supposed to be one big party, then we go and find all out wildest dreams in the middle of this place! Earthbound, Lavos, the Melodies, everything..it all seems like a dream, or the matrix, or something..just not really...
...real"
Didn't dhsu or somebody with a random name like that already try the "check it out guys, this is actually the Matrix!" thing and get shot full of holes, never to be heard from again?Sir then went into an inteletctual tangent with himself on the existance of the island, the existance of everything on the inner part of the island, and existance on a whole. Not coming to any real conclusion, a disgrunteled Sir sat down on a rock.
"Hey, wait a minute..this is Chris's Rock! I just walked all the way back to the hotel!! Yippie!!! room service!" Cried Sir as he ran towards the building.
I am praying to $DEITY that this leads to Major Asshole tracking Chris down yet again. It's hilarious because there's nothing Chris can do about it.~30 minutes later~
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." Sir raised his strawberry daquri to no one in particular. Sir was in the Hotel's Spa, reaping the rewards of the weary traveler taking a rest. "Soooo relaxing...soo nice...it kinda makes me forget all about school and my job and my family...uhh oh." Sir frantacly rushed to his room on the 7th floor, and quickly made 3 calls at once
*Beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee*
"Heydad!problywonderinwhereI'vebeenforthepastmonth, right?well,I'mfinebutIcan'treallytalkrightnowgottago, bye!"
*SLAM* *beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee*
"Hey,Brianna!Sorryihaven'tbeeninformypast14shifts,butI'vebeen REALLY sick,butI'llshowuponeofthesedays, thanksforunderstandingbye!"
If he had a supervisor named Brianna, then this Brianna would have been at least 20 years old or so, meaning she'd be a bit over 30 today. I'm pretty sure 1980-ish is the far limit of how far back the name 'Brianna' goes.*SLAM* *beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee*
"Mr.Hodge!gladIgotaholdofyou, youdidn'tmindacceptingthecollectcallrightgreat. soanywaysI'msorryImissedthepastfewconcerts, butI'llmakethemupwhenIgetback,don'tworryaboutme! thanksbye!"
*SLAM*
This is such a sensible, efficient way to handle phone calls. I think I'm going to handle all my phone calls the same way from now on.
*Beebeebeebeebee*Hello911operatorsomelunaticjustbustedinmyhouseandslaughteredmyroommate, andthere'sbloodeverywhereandanaxislodgedinmyskullcanyoupleasesendsomeone? Outtatimegottagobye!*SLAM*Sir franticaly ran back down to the spa, reclaiming his Daquri at the same time.
"Now that I've taken care of the outside world, where was I? Oh ya: ahhhhhhh....."
Sir slid a little further into the hot tub while overlooking the ocean sunset.
"Now, if only i could find someone who wondered about the island as much as I do..I've heard that conversations go much better with 2 people..."
So go out and find somebody, nitwit. What is it with usually reasonable people like Anthadd and Major Asshole suddenly crying for attention?
Post #918, by StarmanDx
Chris emerged at Twoson, called Growlithe back to its Poké Ball, and immediately went to the Bike Shop. "Welcome to the bike shop, 'Punk Sure'!" the clerk said.
"Nevermind that," Chris responded, putting $500,000 on the table. "Get me a bike."
Maybe guruzeth should backtrack from Scaraba (limping, of course) and whack this Chris character. He could use the cash.The man glared at the cash with wide eyes. "SURE THING!" he shouted excitedly. Chris then left the shop and rode the bike toward Apple Kid's house. I know I'm gonna need a Pencil Eraser to get to Happy Happy Village he told himself.
Why? That pencil statue's been gone for ages. Ever since Ness erased it. They don't regenerate.[This message has been edited by StarmanDx (edited 05-08-2000).]
Post #919, by loid
kiyo was out stranded in the middle of nowhere, sir didnt seem to care about him so he lay there in the wagon with his dog dragging him.
Heh. I forgot that Major Asshole disregarded loid in the same post he complained about no one tagging along with him. loid must have missed the memo that Major Asshole... is an asshole.Meahnwhile inside Lavos....
"Master Lavos, several of the smnetters have gotten the tenth sanctary, we have to do something"
" Randite... stop the one they call kiyo"
"what? that fool? he tried to attack you and you blasted him into next week!"
"He is weak... but if he ever reilizes the secret of the sound stone, he will be no match even for me"
It's loid doing his Tengu Man impersonation... and I like it. Even though loid is unfamiliar with the "no match for" construct and got it backwards."so what do I do? Kill him?"
"no.... I have something even better..."
Kiyo and his dog set up camp and he tried to sleep. Just then a shadowy figure snuck up on him and grabed him.
"AHHHHH! LET GO! I HAVE A GUN!"
"No you dont mortal. I can see your thoughts."
with that the shadowy figure was asorbed into kiyo's mind.
"what did he do t... sErVe LaVoS...o me? whats hapen... ObEy LaVoS... why am i ... fIgHt fOr lAvOs... help me......"
and with that, Kiyo willed himeself to go to saturn valley, or whats left of it that is.
(sir didnt care so now Im becoming... EVIL! and it feels so good)
Well, yeah, but if no one acknowledges your existence... then you don't exist. But as long as it feels good, you keep doing your thang![This message has been edited by loid (edited 05-08-2000).]
Post #920, by Anthadd
Anthadd, golf clubs, hat, jacket, etc., emerged again from the Lumine Hall. This time, it was the Lost Underworld.
Dodging from rock to rock, he finally ended up in one of the refuges sprinkled across the Underworld.
"Do you have any Tendakraut so I can get into the village?" he asked.
"Not necessarily."
"Let's...reiterate. I said, 'Do you have any Tendakraut.' Give me a yes or no answer."
"Yes or now answer."
"DO YOU HAVE ANY TENDAKRAUT?!?!"
The Tenda quivered, and, in fear, said, "Yes.." and handed it over.
This reminds me of that totally awesome Head & Shoulders commercial with Troy Polamalu. Look it up, you lazy asshole."Thank you."
Anthadd rested for a few hours and journeyed to the village, assuming it was north of where he was.
It raises the question of how you can be sure which way is north, when you're in the Lost Underworld.
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