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13 November 2011

Posts #861-865: 6 May 2000

Post #861, by StarmanDx

Chris finally woke up after a peaceful, undisturbed sleep. "I must've slept for about three days..." He told no one in particular.
In case you forgot, this is the other Chris. The one that likes hamburgers, not the one that likes PSI322.
He reached in his backpack for a Hamburger, but couldn't find one. He then remembered, Poo stole half his stuff. Grumbling to himself, he left the inside of Dungeon Man and teleported back to where he started, Onett.

********

"I've got to get this melody," Chris told himself as he ran to Giant Step, to claim the melody he missed.
I was really kind of expecting his first stop would be the Burger Shop.
Running past everything that had already been cleared away, he reached the Magic Butterfly spot. He didn't bother healing himself, figuring Titanic Ant wasn't there. However, something Chris didn't know about WAS there...
I'm impressed StarmanDx knows enough EarthBound to know there is a Magic Butterfly Spot near Giant Step.





Post #862, by PSIOsman

(Mog left now, right? I'm a bit confused.)
He's in an existential crisis. He doesn't exist as long as you for $DEITY's sake don't think about him.
"Now, the final hour is at hand we must go and defeat Lavos. With the power of the melodies... the melodies..."

"Dude, what's wron--"

Both Alan and Osman heard it at the same time. Due to their adventures in Magicant, they had somehow acquired the tenth melody without even noticing it. The melody played inside their heads.
Again, I approve of any and all skipping ahead of Magicant crap. It honestly wasn't so bad the first 150 posts or so of it, but it's gotten just a tad stale now.
"What's wrong?" Asked Siris, concernedly.
It's bad enough to tack adverbs onto every "said". You don't need to exacerbate the problem by making up new adverbs. "Concerned" will do if you absolutely insist that the reader is too stupid to figure out Siris is concerned based on he just said "What's wrong".
"Nothing... The tenth melody..." mumbled Osman. Suddenly, the Scimitar flared up yet again. The completed song emitted from it. The three friends were stunned by its beauty.
It sounds just like "Magic Carpet Ride".
As soon as the melody stopped, reality around them shifted. The world became a blur, changing and shifting. When everything became normal, they looked up. The sky was blood-red and the scorched earth led up to something huge and foreboding... it was Lavos.
Don't forget that he doesn't have an eye anymore. He's probably somewhat agitated by this, too.
(I don't know what state Lavos is in. Is he damaged? Healthy? What?)
...damn it, kid.

I tell you, these kids are all lazy assholes.




Post #863, by Pikachu3164

Pikachu eventually defeated Dark Pikachu using prayer power, combined with the power of Starstorm and other PSI abilities.

Pikachu gave a pose of triumph. [Okay. Now lead me to the Sanctuary.]
I know I'm on thin ice complaining about someone skipping over the details of Yet Another AC Smackdown, but: what the hell was the point to his last couple posts?
Dark Pikachu gave a pose of defeat. [Fine. Follow me.]
I bet it looked just like Robert E. Lee a few moments after he realized the catastrophe he'd caused at Gettysburg.
Pikachu followed Dark Pikachu to the island where Ness's Nigtmare had stood. [This is the 10th Sanctuary location. Ness never acquired it because he didn't know of it.]
Also because he didn't need or want the stupid goddammned thing.
Pikachu became aware of the familiar Sound Stone melody... He had acquired the power of Sea of Eden!
It's the Cold War all over again. It's not so much that the Power of the Sea of Eden is useful in any way. It's just you don't want to be without it when everyone else has it.
[I may be evil, but I accept defeat. Whenever you want to leave Magicant, come back here.] Dark Pikachu stated.
If he's evil, why doesn't 3164, y'know, kill him?
[Hmm... All Magicant's are linked at the Sea of Eden, right?]

[Yes....]

[Cool! I'm gonna find Poryhedron!]
Take your time. Really.
[This message has been edited by Pikachu3164 (edited 05-09-2000).]





Post #864, by Traceh

The wind whiped at the sails, and Tracy turned to guruzeth.

"Where is the captain!? she yelled against the wind. "I dont see him out there!" The boat swayed as if it were to crumble at every wave.
Who cares? Free boat! 
And now PSI322 can't even give us a scolding, because with no witnesses she can't prove we stole it.
"Look! There he is!" guru shouted, pointing towards the left side of the small ship.

They ran to the post and looked over the edge of the boat, only to see the bearded man drift beyond the lenght of rope they had.
WIIIILLLLSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN! I'm sorry, Wilson!
...dang, that movie wasn't even out when this was written. I'm old.
 Tracy's jaw dropped as she saw him swept out to sea, waving and fighting to get back. guruzeth turned away from the water and took out the now soaked map.
Very guruzeth-like. Who gives a damn about some schmuck NPC drowning to death in pure terror?
Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at him, still in shock. "Well, now that we are captainless, do YOU know how to navigate and 'sail the seas'? Cause I sure dont," she said, irritation and loss coloring her voice.
Captainless? How can you be captainless with guruzeth around?
guruzeth smiled slyly. "Stand back, and be amazed!" he retorted. "There is no problem I cant find an answer to. Dont worry." Tracy let out a breath of irritaton/ammusment and sat down on the wet deck of the boat, finding a tarp to sheild from the storm.
I can't decide if Traceh's expressing admiration for guruzeth or making fun of him. It's one or the other. Let's hope it's the latter.
The next thing she remembered was guruzeth's bellow from the front of the boat. "Laaaand hoooo!" he shouted with his best pirate accent. Tracy stood and walked to the front of the boat, just in time to sight the strip of green on the horizon, closing in on them.
I hope he's got a cunning plan for stopping the boat, which typically requires the concerted efforts of a half-dozen people or more.




Post #865, by Anthadd

"PSI Life-up Gamma!" Anthadd's HP were maxed out.
Anthadd woke up, not knowing how, and rolled behind the CFB, just as the Bomb exploded. The CFB took the full force of the blow, and exploded.
Apparently this particular Care Free Bomb throws Boomerang Bombs? Or something?
He continued along. When he reached the twisting horn, something put its hand on his shoulder. He whirled around, ready for battle.
A few Mr. Molecules had clustered up to try and frighten him, but a few simple whacks from the golf club he'd bought recently at the Magicant shop atomised them.
Anthadd is smart.
Pressing his hands on the horn, he was teleported to the Shore of Eden (can't swim).
OK, maybe not that smart. This annotator himself didn't finally learn to swim until he was 12, and still can't swim well enough to stay alive for five minutes if his boat capsized ten minutes' swim from shore, but you won't see me admitting it.

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