(Thanks, Mog!)
My sentiments exactly!Since the battle had re-begun, Tim had been fighting for almost two hours. Evil Mani Mani had used few healing spells, yet Tim was sipping the super drink(400HP and PP) every fifth turn.
It's not so much that he's AC God Modeing incessantly that bewilders me. It's the fact he ceaselessly has to point out specifically HOW he's doing it. Does he honestly think anyone cares?"Thunder Omega!" Evil Mani Mani called out.
3 strikes hit Tim.
That is an extraordinarily lucky Thunder Omega, seeing as how each strike has only a 25% chance of connecting. Also since he has the Shield of Invincibility up, as always."PSI Ultima Epsilon!" Tim shouted in return. Ultima was his strongest spell, Tim found out.
"Starstorm Omega!" Evil Mani Mani shouted.
"How may PP does this guy have?" Tim moaned.
Then, it struck him.
"Ohhh...no." Tim said sadly. He was homesick. He got homesick quite easily, but he had managed to hold out until now. Tim burst into tears, and felt fear.
In Soviet America, fear feels YOU."PSI Special Omega! Again! AGAIN!" Evil Mani Mani roared.
It had been five turns from his last drink, but Tim didn't sip it.
"PSI Deathblow!" Evil Mani Mani yelled. Tim hadn't heard this before. A black slash came over him, and he fell to the ground, apparently dead.
You can tell I'm bored because I'm poorly citing internet memes from like eight years ago. Bored, bored, bored.Tim landed in the middle of a pool in Magicant, but didn't know where he was.
"Where...?"
Damn. His primal urge to do what the cool kids are doing finally caught up with him and ended the Mani Mani stupidity.... for now.
Post #857, by Anthadd
The Lumine wall which circumnavigated Anthadd's Magicant was flowing rapidly with unreadable thoughts.
Because he's thinking in Klingon?Anthadd himself was journeying to the end of the twisting path of his Magicant, avoiding many battles as he went.
Why does everyone's Magicant have to have a twisting path? I always thought this was stupid so I didn't participate in it, but now I kind of wish I had just so my Magicant can feature a straight road, paved with brand new blacktop and ten feet long.But at times, the battles were too hard to evade, and he had to fight. With each battle he fought, he was further weakened, and eventually had to crawl.
One last enemy neared. No, not THAT!
A Care Free Bomb, juggling a Super Bomb.
Anthadd's eyes flickered, and he knew he was defeated.
In the sky, the rock-sun wobbled more, almost out of orbit and about to crash into Magicant.
The writing-wall had one last flash before it crumbled away: I now can heal myself with PSI.
You think I'm going to make fun of him, but instead I'll be charitable and commend him because, realizing no one is paying the slightest attention to him, Anthadd has successfully resisted the urge to whine and bitch and instead done something himself about it. Even if it's unoriginal, that still counts for something.
Post #858, by Chris
YES!! I actually fistpumped just now when I saw Chris's name re-appear.
PSI322 last posted content at #720, after which Chris posted three times, waited a day, posted one more time, and then stopped posting. It's been four days since then and PSI322 still has not posted (though she DID post in her Admin capacity shortly after Chris's #774, but has avoided posting content, presumably because of Chris) and now Chris just going to go on ahead and yank her AC along some more. I couldn't be happier!After several days of recuperating, Juliana and Chris set out again.
Right. "Recuperating."The palm trees gently tilted in the breeze, and the sound of water rushing down the river was relaxing. The two managed to avoid any further fights until they reached Tenda Village.
Well, how hard can that be? They're not even married yet.Thinking that it would be fun to explore Tenda Village, they entered and soon had arranged for a room.
You know that phrase "get a room"? That's exactly what Chris was thinking. I know it seems like I'm picking low-hanging fruit here, but... I really, truly am. The jokes write themselves, because they're barely even jokes."Hmmm...you seem weak. Go to the store, and see what we have. You may take whatever you need." the boss Tenda said.
"Thanks." Chris and Juliana replied.
The two of them walked over to the weapons store, and soon, Chris had an Ultimate Bat, and Juliana had a Holy Fry Pan. Now that they had weapons, they could set out again through the Lost Underworld...
So nothing actually happened here. I mean, not that anything happens in even the best of Chris posts, but he's just prodding to see if PSI322 is ever going to write again. And probably pestering her on AIM about it, too. If she hasn't stopped signing on AIM.
Post #859, by Luna
"If everything goes the way it's going, we'll probably have to fight our evil side. And I dunno about you, but I'm not quite ready yet. Besides, we havn't explored half of this place!" Luna said to Waffle.
Translation: This paint-by-number fight evil side, get melody stuff is stupid. Let's write something fun instead."Yeah, we should look around first... this place is HUGE!" Waffle answered.
"Probably because this is a combination of two minds instead of just one." Luna mumbled. "So let's get going!"
You've got to hand it to Luna, she is not tempted to do something stupid and boring just because everyone else is.
Post #860, by loid
All right! That's two entertaining writers I have long missed reappearing only two posts apart!"We have to run for it!" said Ton.
"No, we have 6 mellodies right?
Melodies.we need all 10 to beat this... thing."
the form of Lavos's attack was inexplicable...
It is inexplicable that loid correctly spelled "inexplicable.""What the? AHHHHHHHHHH....!"
Kiyo, Ton and the Lavos Spawn fell through the ground and landed in Fire springs deep beneth the earth.
Beneath. And honestly, I had forgotten all about the Lavos Spawn silliness."This is your sanctuary, but its mine now, oh you know the rest"
(Rather than write another boring battle sequence thats excessivly long, I'll just say Kiyo and Ton, with the help of the baby Lavos, indiscriminatly laid the smack down on Carbon Dog.)
Excessively; indiscriminately. But those are long words anyone might get wrong. Also: Awesome points to loid for not only avoiding the masturbatory excessively detailed fight sequence, but making fun of it while he was at it. Well played, loid, well played.Kiyo and Ton's sound stones recorded the melody of Fire Springs.
"All right! thats 7 melodies now I.......*"
"what the hey? woah Im in magicant!"
Kiyo's magicant was well, very different from Ness's. There were Earthbound Characters, CT characters, proffesional wrestlers and trees that grew candy.
I don't know how trees that grow candy haven't been mentioned yet."Hmmm, I have a weapon and experiance, but If I want to survive this place I need a flying man."
Kiyo walked in the flying man house, got a flying man that looked like Mick Folley and went into the sea of Eden.
LOL. He meant Mick Foley, who I think was/is a WWE guy.Meahnwhile in Ton's Magicant...
Meanwhile.
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