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17 November 2011

Posts #911-915: 8 May 2000

Post #911, by PSIOsman

The huge form of Lavos loomed in front of them. The massive creature did not seem to notice them...

"Its eye seems to be heavily damaged," commented Siris. "It appears that the outer shell is destroyed. Now we have to fight the Core."

"Dude, remember what had happened before?" Said Alan, remembering the battle that had sent them into Magicant.

"Yes, but this time, we have all the melodies. But I feel strange. What has happened to Falcon? Wasn't he supposed to be fighting Lavos?" Asked Osman...
Still no one has yet explained why having all the melodies is important. What does it do to Lavos, exactly?
I have to hand it to Falcon24--it's impressive that he's gotten so many people to care about him. I think he's the only male poster in the Gathering that's been asked about on a regular basis.
[This message has been edited by PSIOsman (edited 05-08-2000).]





Post #912, by Tengu Maul

Jack was having a very hard time locating Poo[Poo, where are you anyway on the physcial plane?], but good news had come, Ness had gone back to Magicant, and beaten his evil side while in his coma, and woke up. Now the other 3 still had to go to Magicant, but Jack wasn't aware Poo was somewhere in Magicant...
This might be the shortest post in Tengu Man's entire infamous internet forum career. I don't know if his house was on fire while he was writing it and two burly firefighters dragged him away from the computer at this point, or what.
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Post #913, by Pikachu3164

Pikachu, still in a bad mood because

A: He was feeling bad because he had ditched his friends in order to get Melodies
B: He had no clue where Lavos was, so he couldn't battle Lavos when he had all the melodies.
C: Nothing Blue Drugstore had no Peanut Cheese Bars.
D: All of the above? I think?
It always sucks when you ditch your friends, only to discover they weren't actually your friends and they're thrilled you're gone.
Whwn he finally reached the cave to Lilliput Steps, he met up with Mondo Mole.
Who has already been killed, I believe, three times. But death only makes him stronger! You're in trouble now, 3164!
Mondo Mole started with the now common Sanctuary speech. "This is the second Your Sanctuary location. But it's mine now. Take i....."

[I'm in no mood for a fight.]

"Never interrupt the Sanctuary motto! Ahem... Take it from me if you d.... Ouch."

Pikachu, who was as mad as a really mad thingy, had answered Mondo Mole by giving him a Thunder attack.

[Did I not warn you?]
...oh. Well, then.
Pikachu stepped outside into the Lilliput caves. He heard the familiar tone.

La... la la la etc.

Pikachu had gained the powers of Lilliput Steps.

[Next stop, Saturn Valley! At last! Peanut Cheese Bars! Ha ha! Teleport Omega!]
If I recall correctly, someone (Liyoshi? Mog116?) suggested Lavos converted Saturn Valley to a smoking crater. So we'll have to see if anyone tries to call 3164 out on ignoring it. (I would have ignored it too, because it's so stupid.)




Post #914, by loid

ness and etc. were about to fight the Lavos core when a madman ran in and started blasting away at Lavos.
"YOU MONSTER! YOU BLEW IT UP!"
Lavos replied in a booming voice "Just who do you think you are mortal?" then all the shots he fired at lavos were just asorbed.
"YOU! YOU DESTROYED SATURN VALLEY! THE MR. SATURNS HAD NO WEAPONS!!! ILL KILL YOU!"
I guess loid is going to overrule 3164 in a more direct way. I love you, loid.
"You are too young to die here mortal, I OWWEE! Wtf? You know psi?"
ROFL. Funniest Lavos quote ever. OWWEE Wtf? I'm going to use that one for the rest of my annotations.
Kiyo, I mean the madman (Ok so it was me) just saw a flash of light, then saw the Lavos spawn that befriended him dive in front of the blast and be incinerated, then all went black...

"hey....*"

"hey man you ok?"
Kiyo got up and took in his surroundings, he was somewhere, and he was lying down in a wagon that was being towed by his dog.
"You ok? I found you being towed unconcous by this dog"
"Wait, are you Sir? I think we met at that sleepover."
"Uh yeah thats me. You better rest."
No, I don't have any idea why he decided to drag Major Asshole into this either. I just know it's awesome.




Post #915, by waffle

"Okay, you guys can come into our Magicant," Luna replied to SuperSpeedy.
OWWEE Wtf?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to THE biggest "What the HELL are you doing???" moment of the Gathering, bar none.
No, seriously waffle... what the HELL are you DOING????
I cannot believe I am reading this. Luna has gone out of her way to kick the kiddie klub out of her plotline so she can keep it exclusive to waffle. And waffle DECLINED LUNA'S EXCLUSIVITY AND INVITED THE KIDDIE KLUB ALONG.
OWWEE Wtf?
It hurts. Make the pain stop. waffle, man, what the F--- were you thinking???
"Bout time, Now I gotta call to Pikachu. SuperSpeedy let out a loud scream and Pikachu suddenly zipped by his side.

"Heh," waffle blurted out weakly, "okay, lets go."

They explored the rest of the area of Magicant until they got to the path to the Sea of Eden.

"So, what do you think of our minds so far?" waffle asked SuperSpeedy.

"Weird..."

"Yeah," Luna said looking around, "but its the best pudding i've ever tasted."
She does make an excellent point there, you have to admit.
They got through the twirling path to the Sea of Eden and waffle suddenly stopped.
"Guys, I just thought of something.."

[What?]

"Pikachu,Speedy, I don't think you can come any farther. The water in the Sea of Eden feels like hot, burning acid to people if it isn't their own mind. Only Luna and I will be able to get through without getting burned."

[Ohh...] Pikachu grumbled.
"Sorry, see ya around or something!"

So, SuperSpeedy and Pikachu had to warp out of Magicant, because they couldn't get any farther through. Waffle and Luna, on the other hand, were able to continue their quest through their own Magicant.
Ohh. Whew. BIG sigh of relief there. So he's not completely bats--- insane. But still--what the hell were you thinking???

I guess he felt bad about the Kiddie Klub being evicted and is trying to give them an olive branch. Notwithstanding that in context this entire post makes no sense, as 3164 and SS/MB have already moved on, several posts ago. I don't think waffle read any of that, somehow.

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