( loid: Youse welcomies. I'm a GIRL. >\
Mog: No, one of my characters is me, the other one is my best friend. I'm just using her as an AC.)
That's not how it works. Although if this winds up with the dozing moderators finally waking up and cleaning AC house, I'm going to need to send piakrchn a fruit basket as a gesture of thanks.PikaChan approached the Shining Spot slowly. LaLa was close behind.
"Looks like we'll hafta take care of Carbon Dog, then we'll get Anthadd to the Sanctuary." PikaChan said.
That is a valid plan because Sanctuaries provide instant and full healing of everything up to and including death.The Shining Spot gave off a flash of light and Carbon Dog was seen with a grim look in it's fiery eyes. "So.....you have come for the Sanctuary?" it hissed.
For what, the sixth time? It must be one of 3164's buddies. It seems to enjoy pain."Yeah! You're not gonna stop us!" LaLa shouted as she took out one of her Pokeballs. "Go, Gyarados!" A big snake-like creature popped out of the ball. It thrashed it's head fiercely and made a large screaming-hissing sound.
"LaLa, don't use Gyarados! It never listens to you!" PikaChan yelled as she reached for one of her own Pokeballs. "Oh well. I choose you, Articuno!" She threw the ball, and it popped open, revealing a large blue bird.
Carbon Dog was unimpressed. "You think you can actually take me out with such puny creatures?" he asked, glaring at PikaChan.
He'd have a better chance of staying alive if he engaged in less chatting and more killing."Of course we can! Gyarados, Hydro Pump!" LaLa commanded. Gyarados just looked at her, as if to say 'Yeah right..' It used Dragon Rage instead.
The attack barely hurt Carbon Dog.
Dragon Rage is one of the greatest wastes of an awesome attack name ever. It does a piddly (but guaranteed!) 40 HP of damage. Since Carbon Dog has over 1000 HP, that won't leave much of a mark.PikaChan tried next. She turned to her Pokemon. "Alright Articuno, as soon as I use Freeze, you get him with a Blizzard attack. Got it?" The ice bird 'nodded'. PikaChan faced Carbon Dog. Articuno picked her up and started flying. "PSI Freeze Omega!" A blast of ice energy screamed toward Carbon Dog. At the same time, Articuno flapped it's wings, sending a flurry of snow.
"C'mon Gyarados, use Hydro Puuuuuuuuuump!!" Gyarados turned it's head away and sent a Hyper Beam at Carbon Dog.
Hyper Beam's not a bad choice. Plus now Gyarados has a valid excuse to ignore PikaChan for a little bit, if that's what he's so bent on doing. Unless this is pure RBY rules, in which case the KO means he doesn't lose his next turn. (see, I am qualified to ridicule pokemon because I did actually play it a little bit, back in the old days.)All three energies hit at the same time and created a cloud of cold smoke.
"Did we get 'im?" LaLa asked. PikaChan shook her head.
"Nope, we still hafta beat Diamond Dog."
Carbon Dog's body had turned into solid diamond. "Pretty weak...." Diamond Dog growled and leapt towards the two Pokemon. Both of them fainted.
I doubt even Tengu Man is going to care enough to bother objecting to this nonsense, but Tengu Man appropriated Diamond Dog as one of his cadre of ACs a long time ago. And hasn't referred to him since, but still."Oh no! Gyarados, return!" LaLa called Gyarados back and sent out her Dragonite, a big orange dragon.
PikaChan did the same for Articuno. 'Guess it's up to you, Yamikarasu....Eevee isn't strong enough, and Arcanine will just barely scratch him.' she thought. "Go Yamikarasu!!" She threw the Pokeball. This time, a tiny crow popped out.
LaLa facefaulted.
It's an anime word. No, I won't explain it to you if you don't know what it means, look it up yourself.Diamond Dog blinked.
PikaChan set her jaw, and commanded the next attack.
Post #977, by PSIOsman
(erm, PikaChan, I think we're only allowed to have one AC per person...)
I can only surmise no one except 3164, who ain't sayin' nothin', has been reading SS/MB's posts at all. A wise play, all in all.Osman, Siris, and Alan heard a huge thudding sound. They all turned uneasily to see a massive stone form with red eyes and glowing claws...
"I doubt that this is a good thing..." commented Osman.
Why do heroes always say stuff like that when confronted with obviously bad things?"No, Osman, a 12-foot-tall monster made out of stone with red eyes and massive claws is generally not a good thing," commented Siris.
Good man. I wonder where Gauntlet's been, anyhow.The Randite stepped forward slowly. Before it could attack, Alan took action.
"PSI Tsunami!" The massive surge of water appeared and slammed with enormous velocity into the monster. The entire area was covered with a white foam. When it cleared, the Randite... was still standing.
Then, the three heard Sir's psychic call...
"It never fails! Always during dinner, in the shower, or while battling evil monsters...!"
I know it. I usually just telepath back, I'm washing my balls, can it wait a few minutes?------------------
You may address me as His Majesty Emperor PSIOsman I.
That's the third time, which in my imaginary totalitarian hellhole would mean instant ban.
Post #978, by Pikachu3164
((PikaChan - you can only have one AC. PikaChan and LaLa are both considered an AC, so you can't have both of them. You can't introduce someone else into the story if they didn't give you permission. Sorry if I sound mean and all, but it wouldn't be fair if you had the privilage to have two AC and everyone else could only have one.))
Good god, even 3164's jumping in on it. I can't fathom why piling on PikaChan is suddenly so popular. Yes, yes, I know she's annoying. But allow me to retort: SS/MB remains untouched. In $DEITY's name, why???((My group - Does anyone really want to go through a humungous battle with this rat?))
You know, you could just do everyone a favor and throw two half-assed paragraphs at it, or even take a shot at being funny in the Major Asshole mold, but nooooo.**********
[Well, I'm glad your okay, Tim. Evil Mani Mani shouldn't be a problem for a while, but we have to get that melody and out of this sewer by nightfall.]
Translation: God, would you shut up about Evil Mani Mani already?
3164 is still a spineless bitch for not throwing Liyoshi off the nearest cliff and never looking back. But I guess 3164 can't afford to throw away anyone that's willing to acknowledge his existence."Right. Let's go."
The group started walking. They jumped into the sewer water (Gross...) and jumped back out as soon as they could. They smashed some bugs, blasted some ghosts, and bashed a few rats.
Shock Bird was flying ahead of the group. [Okay guys, your approaching the Plague Rat! Get ready!]
"Okay guys. Plague Rat is just a giant version of the Deadly Rats, but get ready anyway.
Pikachu stopped and thought to himself. A few people have beaten the Plague Rat before, right? He shouldn't be too much of a fight. I just hope we beat him before nightfall or before Evil Mani Mani escapes.
Pikachu put on his Star Pendant ran to catch up with the group.
The Plague Rat gave his ever-so-familiar Sanctaury gaurdian speech. "You finally got here." While talking, Pikachu started to mouth off whatever the rat said. "This is the fifth Your Sanctuary location. But's its mine now. Take it from me, if you dare. Oh, and I'm going to kill you for that, mouse."
OK, that was mildly amusing. It makes sense that Plague Rat of Doom would not refer to 3164 as "rat", as it would presumably not be inclined to use "rat" as a pejorative the way the rest of us do.
Post #979, by PikaChan
(Fine then. )
LaLa got hurt and collapsed.
"Oh no." PikaChan said. "I guess we've been beaten. Let's get out of here." PikaChan dragged LaLa's carcass out of the story.
PikaChan kept herself with LaLa (no way she'd abandon her best friend) , so she, therefore, is out of the story as well.
(Happy now, people? Sheesh...)
I am happy now, actually. Thanks for asking, and goodbye.[This message has been edited by PikaChan (edited 05-13-2000).]
Post #980, by SirMontyG
....um, *ahem* and with THAT MOG SAID....
..
...
*Sir attempts to imersonate Mog's voice*
"Why don't we stay and look out for anyone else that comes and you go after Anthadd, okay?"
I don't think he opened that way to make fun of PikaChan--I think he's annoyed at Mog116's lack of response--but I sure hope he did."Okay, Mog, just make sure get everybody some type of wepon, alright?"
*Bad Mog impersination*
"Sure thing, Sir!"
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the real Mog would never say anything like "Sure thing, Sir!"~Meanwhile, over in the Fire Spring...~
"More Psycos?? Hoo boy.." Anthadd readied his golf club, when suddenly...
Please don't do that. I don't want to risk you accidentally summoning PP/QC back up from the depths of Hell.*SmmmaaaaSSSHHH!!* a major psycic psyco went flying "Care for a drink?" Sir handed Anthadd a royal iced tea, louiesvile slugger in the other hand.
"How'd you get here so fast?" Anthadd inquired
"Hotel rent-a-car service. You'ld be amazed at what $240 a day can get you..but anyways, mind filling me in on why you're here in the first place?"
LOL. I think he's the only genuinely funny poster in the Gathering right now.
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