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11 December 2009

Posts #311-315: 19 April 2000

Post #311, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy
After that lengthy Chris interlude, we now return you to your regularly scheduled 12 year old insanity.
Suddenly, Poryhedron and David reappeared next to Pikachu3164, Mog, and Jenny.
"Why did you forget me?" said David and Poryhedron, symoltaniously.
LOL. He took his best shot at 'simultaneously'. You have to give him that.
[Sorry,] said Pikachu.
In his anger, he fired his Tri Attack on Mog. The 3 energy triangles each each of the travelers.
The energy triangles what now?
"Opps," said Poryhedron, "Sorry."




Post #312, by Mog116

"Ok, this is weird. We have a group of five, noones with Sir, and We still don't know if Mani went with Mystery man!"
I guess Mani Mani's lack of posting after Mysterious Referee's proposition is strong evidence she was not Tengu multi-accounting.
"You're right. It is weird." "...." [David go help Sir]
Translation: [David, please go away, I'm asking nicely]

You gotta love these little spats. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see whether SuperSpeedy flips out and attacks them, or flips out and goes emo and starts cutting himself. 'flips out and attacks them' is a slight favorite in the betting.
"Ok, See ya!" "Now, to Twoson." Mog, Jenny, and Pikachu walked towards Twoson.




Post #313, by Little Yoshi

Tim and Luna met yet another pair of Mook Seniors.
Which were only ever found in the Stonehenge Base and went extinct when the Starman Deluxe did. But see, they're better than Lesser Mooks, so Luna will regard Tim as more badass when he casually destroys them.
Tim quickly used a PSI Shield(the PSI shield, not physical) to protect Luna and himself, and then a Mook Senior used Fire Beta. The Psychic Shields protected us, then Luna Bashed one of them. The other Mook Senior used Freeze Beta on me, and I temporarily put down my shield so that I would be hit, since I naturaly absorb Ice attacks.
Tim's so goddamn manly that he can take his psychic shields up and down at will. Which he can also do with... never mind.

Also: -2 for switching from third to first person mid-paragraph. A little too excited there, Junior.
I then used Leap Slash, defeating Mook Senior B. Luna Bashed the other one, getting a SMAAAAAASHing hit, witch defeated hit.
Witch defeated Hit! That's right: Deneb from Ogre Battle defeated one of the four parts of Kefka's second form, even surviving his final 10 Hits* attack despite her pedestrian DEF rating.
*Fun fact: 10 Hits is actually just a special attack that does exactly the same thing as a normal Battle attack, which is then followed by nine normal Battle attacks.



Post #314, by Gauntlet Wizard

Siris was having a hard time.
You're in good company. Lately lots of the guys in this fic have been having... oh. You said a hard time. Never mind.
The first ten or fifteen Crested Bookas had been easy, but now they were bearing down on him. Their numbers seemed near-infinite.
It's been almost 30 posts now and my Crested Bookas are still around. I have to admit, I'm proud.
"I need some help!" Siris yelled. "Can't anybody hear me?!"
With that, Siris began releasing another barrage of energy bolts...

(Siris is desperate for help fighting the Bookas! Anybody who's not really doing anything, now would be the time to do something!)
Are you sure you want SuperSpeedy and Foppy King's help? Like, really sure?



Post #315, by Foppy King

Out of nowhere, the Foppy King apears and attacks using Psi Beam Omega! 1001 damage to Booka! Booka became tame!
Look, man, I warned you. Now you're going to have to live with the consequences of what you've done.

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