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19 December 2009

Posts #351-355: 20 April 2000

Post #351, by EBPoo

"Those idiotic humans will never be able to aprehend the fact that we're attacking. Once if by land. Twice if by sea," reports the spy jellyfish. "But that Luna girl, she is more difficult to capture than we predicted. She is a powerful one, I must say," replies another jellyfish. "I have it! Know how she uses the anti-jellyfish powder stuff? We'll just find a way to rid that stuff," says Poo.
It's too bad no one hit on the idea of using anti-human powder.
"First, what do we do with this purple dinosaur-like creature we have captured?" asks a jellyfish. Poo replies "We keep it. For now. It will be an ally in our next mission...the end of a certain girl..."
If you want my opinion, any reference to Barney the Hell Demon should be met with an immediate and permanent ban.



Post #352, by Chris

"Shoot! I left something behind! I've got to go back and get it. Sirs, stay here, I'm going to go get it, then, I may head on for Scaraba. It's possible there's a boat at the northern mose point of the jungle. I'll see you in another time, another place."
I guess you can't completely rule out the possibility that Chris and Sir are operating some type of Xanatos Gambit, but I doubt it. Looks like Chris has had enough of Sir's calling him out on his PSI-crush and is getting away. Whether it's to get away from Sir, or to flee to indicate 'see, PSI, I'm leaving you alone! I'm not a stalker!', who knows?
And with that, Chris left Sirs, about the time that Anthadd came up from underground.
Or maybe he just doesn't want to share PSI with anyone, and doesn't want to hang around with anyone but PSI (after all, they're not administrators, the sorry losers), so he's running away to think about his next plan.
Some time later, Chris had made his way to his original camp. Sure enough, the blade he had picked up earlier was to be found there. Chris took it, and set off in the direction of northward. As he sliced and waded his way through the swamp, he discovered incredible animals, plants, and environments. "If it weren't so bad trying to survive here, this would be an interesting place to live."
That's my feeling about Philadelphia.
Finally, Chris heard the sound of running water again, and realized he was close to the river that divided Southern Scaraba and Deep Darkness.
That reminds me: I checked, and Chris is right and I was wrong. It's a river. The Noble Warrior hanging around at the edge of Scaraba says so.
As he emerged from the swamp and onto dry land, he found a tiny outpost stationed on the edge.
Outpost? What kind of outpost?
There was no boat, but, Chris ventured inside anyways, to see if he could find anyone who could be of use.
You'd better be careful. You might have just given, say, Foppy King an opening to spring a trap on you.



Post #353, by SirMontyG

"ugg..I hate staying.."
So don't. Ain't no rule says you have to do what Chris's AC tells you to do. Plus, it says here you shouldn't exactly bet the farm on seeing him again anytime soon.
Sir bounced a rock on his Louiesville Slugger, waiting for Chris's return.
Louisville.
"So, Anthadd, what brings you to the charming Tenda Village?"

"Little choice, I'm afraid" Anthadd stated. "It was either this or Electro Specter, and that talking rock advised against that.."
That's what you get when you listen to talking rocks: You end up running away like a little girl from a piece of jagged scrap metal that would probably get its ass handed to it by a Guardian Digger. Amp up the medication dosage until the rocks stop talking to you, and we'll all be better off.
"Probably a good choice, even Ness needed help on that one.
No. No, he didn't. Any one of the Chosen Four could have easily stood down Electro Specter at level 20, by him/herself. If they had the Franklin Badge, then they could have stood down Electro Specter at level 1, because the only way it is capable of dealing damage (aside from the percentage-based Hungry HP-Sucker) is an electrical shock attack.

Talking about a pathetically weak boss like it scares you is a poor way to provide a cheap sense of danger, especially in IF where all AC's are known to be invincible.
Well, I wonder what now.."




Post #354, by Dr. Andonuts

Nathan again asks Luna, "Well, how about it, can i come with you and Tim?"
(only for Luna to answer)
Luna had better get to posting more often, or she's going to wind up with quite the backlog of requests.



Post #355, by Little Yoshi

"I think it would be best if we moved on, away from the waters," Nathan suggested.
"Well, go on ahead, but I'm following that jellyfish," Tim said stubornly, getting his underwater equipment ready.
Tim is so far the easy favorite for the God Mode AC award, what with his portable debug menu that allows him to equip +7/+7 Invincible Equipment of Perfect for the Situation whenever he pleases. That's a neat trick, for a monkey.

But don't worry, Tim's not going to lap the field here. Tengu hasn't gotten rolling yet.
"WHY?!" Luna asked,"If they're going to get me, they'll have to come near me, and if we're all together, we'll be fine."
Because Tim isn't done impressing you with his masculinity yet, silly.
"No way I'm going to leave Tessie in their hands," Tim said, and with that, leapt in to the water.
Flagrant play on Luna's love of animals. He figures she'll be impressed because he lays it all on the line to save Tessie. It happens to not be so, but it wasn't a bad effort. At least he's not asleep at the switch.

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