"Okaaaay..." waffle said backing away from Trillionage Sprout, "We're gonna have to each fight one. Equip yourself with anything you've got and be careful!"
Well played in the Be A Manly Man department. waffle is appointing himself field general and taking the Boss Baddie for himself, protecting Luna.Waffle tossed a Peanut Cheese Bar to Luna. "You're gonna need to heal before you do anything."
That will actually heal less than half of her missing HP. But it's a good call, using a snack Luna has referenced several times in the Gathering instead of just casting Lifeup Super-Gamma-Omega. It shows he's been paying attention."Thanks!" said Luna barely catching it from Billionage Sprout's reach.
"Mog, you okay?"
"Yepperoo." he replied getting in a fighting position in front of Millionage Sprout.
Note how he's also correctly assigning Mog116 to the wimpiest of the baddies, implying Mog116 is a girly man and also implying he (waffle) understands Luna is plenty cool and badass, so she can handle the medium threat. waffle is keeping to the Impressing Girls book. It's so old because it works!Trillionage Sprout charged toward waffle, but he flipped away and quickly searched around in his pocket.
"Now what do I have here..." He grabbed the first thing he felt, which happened to be a cotton swab and pulled it out. "Ohh..How convienant!" Waffle dashed around Trillionage Sprout a few times until it got dizzy.
A... Q-Tip. I don't even know what inside joke he's referencing. I wasn't in on it, whatever it was. But at least it's offbeat and semi-interesting! It's everything a Liyoshi battle is not. For that, I commend you, waffle."Haha..Fool!" Waffle shouted while gashing it with the swab, and making a burst of flames. It let out a load roar that echoed across the area and started scattering spores. "Uh oh..Not good..." waffle said while the ground below him semed to be shaking. Just then, a few little sprout popped up and crept over to waffle, just barely hitting him with futile attacks. Waffle jumped away and pelted the swab down towards the ground, engulfing the little annoyances in flames.
"Thats it..." He pulled out his lazer gun, which he had been saving for an important moment, and aimed at the sprout."You're going back to the earth!"
Really, a better plan if you have a specific number one weapon is to use it right off the bat. You know, because if you miscalculate by starting with the milder stuff, you won't be able to bring out the real weaponry after you're, you know, dead.He started shooting rapidly at Trillionage Sprout and it seemed to be withering. He kept shooting and with a big burst of flames, it sunk into the ground.
"Pheeeew," waffle shouted looking around him. "One down...2 more to go..." He ran over to see how Luna and Mog were doing.
Wonder how long he'll give Luna and Mog to follow up before he just mops up the other Sproutlings himself?
Post #692, by PSIOsman
When Osman saw the wall of water and the flash of light, he knew that Alan had found a way to use PSI to enter the mind of Falcon.
In the real world, Siris stared at the bodies of Alan, Osman, and Falcon.
"Ummm..."
I presume that will be the end of Siris's contributions to this post. PSIOsman is hoping mentioning him will provide the requisite attention and make him stay away.In Falcon's mind, the creature roared in pain from this attack from a new direction. The monster turned on Alan, who had just recovered from his landing. Falcon staggerd to his feet. He lurched towards the monster, and fell to the ground. He said "No... its taking my mind..."
Osman was the only one unoccupied at the moment. He tried to step forward, then bit his lip as pain shot through his broken leg.
Can't walk on a broken leg, at least not without doing something to stabilize it first. Your bones are there for important structural reasons.He stepped forward, then almost fell down...
Alan was battling the Monster viciously. He maneuvered quickly with his board and managed to get several good slashes. However, the beast got lucky, and rammed Alan with its horns. He flew several feet back.
I should have kept a running tally of how often people flew through the air when attacked in this thread. My best estimate is: a lot.The monster turned and once again charged directly at Osman. since it was heavily wounded already by Alan, Osman was able to dogde just barely, even with his broken leg. However, this dodge left him in severe pain. Just as the creature was about to finish him off, he froze. Falcon had used the little control he had over his mind to temporarily stop the creature. PSIOsman charged his Scimitar with the energy of his PSI, like he did before, and drove it through the midsection of the beast. It roared in pain, and staggered forward. Alan, who had recovered enough, whacked the monster in the head, knocking it to the ground. As soon as it hit the ground, it turned into some type of vile black liquid, which seemed to evaporate very quickly. The black cloud that reached the ground some distance away started to lift, revealing something shining with the brilliance of the Sun. Falcon got up, apparently regaining his strength slowly...
I presume he means Lavos is now vanquished and Falcon24 is awakening in real life. I also presume Falcon24 will have other ideas.[This message has been edited by PSIOsman (edited 04-27-2000).]
Post #693, by SirMontyG
As we move more and more toward Serious Business, the average post length is rapidly rising."Hey, Skittleboy! Good to see ya. By the way, great sleepover a few weeks back, that was...wa..WAIT!!!!" Sir screamed out loud, piercing the silence of the bluff
"Sir, what's wrong?" asked Chris
"I just heard, or felt something. something that brings back some real bad memories.."
"Like what?" asked TSB
"Everyone's Grudge...that was the spell..ugh, that was the command of that..thing..." Sir became a little lightheaded and leaned back on his rock. "I was playing FF7, and it was 3 hours since I had been able to use a save. And then I ran into this enemy..didn't look like much, just a little guy with a star spinning above his head. Then he started casting spells...oh, the horror!! The slow and painful killing of my characters!! Knife, Everyone's Grudge, Everyone's Grudge, Knife, Knife...the shear agony! I beat the first few, but then my phoenix downs ran out, and Cid went down! from then he took out Cloud! And then..oh..then he slowly walked back and forth...I was giving him DeathBlow after DeathBlow from Barret (Which I nicknamed "Scruff") but he wouldn't go down! Then, after minutes of walking around, he knifed me. Urrrrghhh!! my entire day off runied by some little spellcaster. And, just now, I felt those words being said again...but this time in real life."
Honestly, I'm shocked it's taken this long for someone to attempt a Final Fantasy VII crossover. I mean, there was that thing with Barret showing up and giving somebody a Phoenix Down or something, but that doesn't count."Wow, what's it's name?"
"Never could find out. I couldn't sense the thing if my life depended on it, which it did."
"Do you really think that could be cast in real life?"
"Well, I don't know. Remember, I only heard the words, not the spell. Ungh..Now I can't decide weather I want to go and find whoever this guy is or not.."
Okay, then. Take however long you need, Major Asshole. It's important to get yourself sorted out before you make any major commitments. Ann Landers said so!
Post #694, by Luna
Well, Luna easily made it in time.Luna charged at the Billionage sprout, and blasted it with PSI fire beta. This continued until the sprout gurgled slightly and burst into flames, knocking Luna back. As with the trillionage sprout, little walking sprouts popped out of the ground and headed for her.
"Hah, like those things could ever do anything..." Luna smirked, but there seemed to be no end to the small sprorts. Soon there was around 100 of them, crowded around Luna, pinning her down and punching her in some perverse way.
Um..... yeah.
One of Luna's favorite pastimes was saying things that were on their surface pretty obviously perverted, but framing them just so, so that others would tilt their heads and say "weeeell, maaaaybe she just doesn't know what she's saying" and let it slide. She was very good at this. "tentacle monster I hope you are male", "PORN SITE YAY", and many more."Augh! Sprouts, all over me! PSI FIRE BETA!" Luna yelled, destroying the sprouts in waves of flames.
"That's my sprout and its little buddys!" Luna grinned, and ran over to see how Mog and Waffy were doing.
waffle and Luna are trying their damnedest to entertain us, but to put it mildly these are still anticlimactic battles. Luna's just whistling happily while she toasts whatever the other ACs put in front of her and moving on. (Which is the Right Thing in IF.)
Post #695, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy
(Pikachu, sometimes Poryhedron does a high-speed Tackle. Sometimes, he does a compu-teleport, where he disappears in a bunch of 0'sand 1's. He does Compu-teleport for short distances, like a one yard radius. He also knows PSI Teleport, but that's for long distances.)
In short, he does everything and kicks ass and I win.Poryhedron desided to help Alan fight, but saw Falcon get up.
# Poryhedron used Blizzard on Falcon.
# 50 hp damage to Falcon!
# Falcon was frozen solid!
(In Pokémon, when someone's frozen, they can'tmove or attack. They're unfrozen when hit by a Firey attack, which Poryhedron knows none of!)
# Poryhedron uses Hyper Beam on the Guardian Monster!
# 300 hp damage to Guardian Monster!
# Poryhedron needs to recharge!
I can't think of anything that would annoy Falcon24 (or myself) worse than some hyperactive little kid going around with his stupid porygon-thing--which still nobody has called him out for using two ACs--casually trashing his plot rails.Also, I'm trying out the hashes to replace SS/MB's incessant bullet points, which are very aggravating to reproduce here.
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