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11 June 2011

Posts #696-700: 28 April 2000

Post #696, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy
 
(Sorry, I didn't understand the part when you became good.)
I have no earthly idea what this refers to. I can only assume...
Luckily, after reilizing Falcon was good, Poryhedron took out OS's Lazer Saber, set it to "Hot Lazer Torch", and slashed the iceblock that contain Falcon.
Yes indeed! It means there's an upcoming Pissed Off Falcon24 Rant in reference to SS/MB's last post, which frightened the poor boy into adding this stuff in an edit. Sadly, Falcon24 probably subsequently took down the Pissed Off Rant, so we'll never get to see it.
1 hp damage to Falcon!
Falcon was no longer Frozen Solid!
Falcon slapped Poryhedron for freezing him, which caused Poryhedron's head to spin.
"Don't you dare do that while I'm helping the good guys, foo!" said Falcon, imitating Mr. T. "They could've died!"
"Sorry," said Poryhedron.
Man, apparently Falcon24 made this kid piss his pants. You'd think after a couple of these incidents the rest of the kids would take a hint and leave him the hell alone.
[This message has been edited by SuperSpeedy/ Mankey Boy (edited 04-28-2000).]

Post #697, by Gauntlet Wizard

(Remember, Al and Osman, I was in Falcon's mind with you.)
Ah. Now I get it. PSIOsman edited his post after Gauntlet Wizard posted this one, and tossed Siris in there with an offhand comment. 
(Also, I'm a bit confused after reading SuperSpeedy's posts just now.)
Well, you're not supposed to take SS/MB's posts seriously.
Siris was hunched over Osman, using his magic to speed-heal his broken leg.
Boooooo-ring.
"Sorry I wasn't much help in battle," Siris said. "For some reason I was frozen with fear. It won't happen next time (will it?)."
I feel like those last two words are kind of a "don't you dare ignore me next time, you assholes" to PSIOsman and company.
A puddle of black liquid boiled near them, the remains of the hard-fought battle. It evaporated quickly, and in a matter of seconds it disappeared into a black cloud, which rose to reveal a shining light in the distace.
Sure, I guess. We can work with a shining light in the distance. This would actually be an example of the right way to end an IF post.




Post #698, by PSIOsman

(ummm... SuperSpeedy? Alan and Osman are in Falcon's mind along with himself and Siris...)
Obviously SS/MB had not troubled himself to read anything at all before jumping in there, which predictably left everyone in the plotline he jumped into irritated.
[This message has been edited by PSIOsman (edited 04-28-2000).]





Post #699, by Falcon24

"It's dead...?" Falcon suddenly came to a realization.
Yep. Damn. He took down the Pissed Off Rant. 
"It's gone!! I'm free! But...I'm--we're still stuck in my mind..." It was then that he noticed a glimmer of light in the distance. "Come on, this is the way out. I have a feeling." Falcon ran towards the light.
Let's hope something more interesting than "and then we all woke up" happens next. I'm thinking this is a perfect time for more aliens. Or NessJeff showing up.
After what seemed like a length of many miles, he was there. He stood before the glowing shaft of light. "Dare I enter it...? Ehh...why not?" He stepped into the light. He felt an incredible power surge through him, and then everything was engulfed by a bright shockwave.
If you pay close attention you'll notice how often Falcon24 refers to incredible power surging through him. No one is exempt from IF as wish fulfillment. 
When he came to, he found himself lying on the floor of the Giygan spaceship. Everyone had been transferred from his mind back to their original bodies.

"I'm free..."
Damn again. It was exactly the predictable thing. I feel so empty inside; that was the most boring Falcon24 post ever.




Post #700, by PSI322
Holy crap guys, a PSI322 post! She lives!

PSI322 has made--wait for it--one post in the last 200-plus. It would seem she grew distressed and/or bored with the Gathering and went away from it for a while, but it keeps steaming forward and like everyone else, she's been drawn back in.
Juliana had decided against a trek through the Pond Cave. It had never seemed very exciting to her, although, admittedly, she did love Rainy Circle dearly.
One would think that, presented with a chance to visit in reality one's favorite Sanctuary from one's favorite video game, one would instantly jump at such an opportunity. But one would be wrong. 
No, instead, the adventurous girl scaled the cliff above the Pond Cave and began to walk into the unexplored territory in the depths of the southern continent of Winters.
Without supplies? Without a map? In uncharted territory of unknown size where the ambient temperature is about -10? It's like, disappointed the swamp didn't kill her, Juliana raised the ante.
Feeling a little thirsty not long into the hike, Juliana reached back into her knapsack and pulled out a bottle of water.
You're surrounded by snow; water isn't that much of a problem. Food, on the other hand, is. Not to mention, you know, not freezing to death.
She took a few steps and returned it to the knapsack before venturing on, wondering what she would encounter in the days to come... 
Hahaha. I'll give you three guesses what you'll encounter within the next 20 posts, PSI, and the first two don't count.

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