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12 June 2011

Posts #736-740: 30 April, 1 May 2000

Post #736, by EBPoo

"Er...leave, tonberry. This is MY Sanctuary now," Poo said before slicing Shrooom into two symmetrical parts. Off Poo went to the Rainy Circle Sanctuary.
Poo is even awesome at slapping away annoying kiddies. He provides only middling comedy value, but he's been the best poster of the last while, or at least the most readable.
After absorbing the power with his Sound Stone replica, Poo went into Stonehenge. "It's so peaceful in here," Poo said to no one but himself. "I think I'll give Luna a PSI call. No charge at all." Poo focused his PSI powers into his head and began talking to Luna via telepathy. "Hi Luna, this is Poo."
He's not really holding back with his Luna admiration. Chris should be taking notes.
"Hi Poo, uh...this is Luna." All of a sudden, Stonehenge shook as hundreds of Starmen beamed down into Stonehenge. "BEEP Human...WHIRR," said one Starman. Poo quickly ran out of Stonehenge just as a Starman blasted a beam at him. I'm outta here, thought Poo. Poo hopped back into the Skyrunner II and headed for Onett. "Titanic Ant, here I come!"
I don't know what the hell Stonehenge had to do with anything there.



Post #737, by StarmanDx
I have no memory of this guy at all.
(Footnote: The Chris being added by me is a new AC and has nothing to do with the one already involved)
Then you should call yourself Chris S. or whatever, like Warrior of the Eye (remember him? of course not) did.
Chris and Nall teleported rather quickly to Eagleland island. "I hope we're not too late..." he muttered to his white dragon.

Nall was only extremely perky. "Relax. This actually feels COMFORTABLE to me. It's just like when I travelled with Alex!" Chris sighed as he endured one of Nall's long stories of how Alex was always late when he went to practice singing with Luna.
I don't know who the hell Nall is, I don't know who the hell Alex is (other than Alex is Luna's actual first name, of which StarmanDx is unaware) and I don't know what the hell Luna has to do with any of this. Just another fanboy, I guess.
********

Chris finally arrived at Onett. His first thought was, "Where is everyone?" He was just outside of Ness's House, near the meteor landing site.

Suddenly, Nall bursted forward. "What the heck are you DOING?!?!" Chris shouted.

Nall chimed in, "I want to fight this Runaway Dog!" Chris merely sighed.

• You encounter the Runaway Dog.
• Nall attacks! 1 HP of damage to the Runaway Dog!
• The Runaway Dog is making a loud, piercing howl!
• Chris whispered something to Nall.

"WHAT?! 21 HP?!?! I'm only dealing 1 HP per blow!" Nall whined.

"Tsk, tsk," Chris told him. "You should've equipped a weapon."

"But I can only equip Yo-yos and slingshots!!"

"Hang on, I'll get you some."

• Chris left the battle.
• Nall attacks! 1 HP of damage to the Runaway Dog!
• The Runaway Dog used a biting attack! 2 HP of damage to Nall!
• Chris ran back!
It's still better than the stuff Liyoshi does.
"Here, I got it," Chris said as he handed Nall a weapon.

• Nall used the Slingshot instead. 10 HP of damage to the Runaway Dog!
• The Runaway Dog is making a loud, piercing howl!
• Nall attacks! 13 HP of damage to the Runaway Dog! The Runaway Dog became tame!
YOU WON!

• Nall gained 4 exp.
• Nall's level is now 2!
• Nall's offense went up by 4!
• Nall's defense went up by 3!
• Nall's speed went up by 2!
• Nall's guts went up by 3!
• Nall's vitality went up by 1!
• Nall's maximum HP went up by 15!
• Nall's maximum PP went up by 5!
• Nall realized the power of Lifeup Alpha!
He forgot to make his IQ go up. Or maybe he wants us to believe his IQ is already the maximum possible for humans?
"It's about time," Chris sighed. "That was the longest Runaway Dog fight I've ever seen!"
Thank God the rest of us can just skip it. Which we did.
Nall got irritated. "What'd you EXPECT?! I was only at level ONE!!!"

"Whatever," Chris griped. (Whatever, (c) 1999, 2000 Squall Leonhart)
See? "Whatever" is something jackasses say. 
"All that matters now is finding everyone else and getting informed on what's going on."
That means go back and read the rest of the thread before you post any more nonsense to waste my time with.
[This message has been edited by StarmanDx (edited 04-30-2000).]

[This message has been edited by StarmanDx (edited 04-30-2000).]




Post #738, by SuperSpeedy/Mankey Boy

(Lavos isn't dead, to note you.)
I guess StarmanDx tried to make himself the sixth person or so to instakill Lavos, then went back and edited it after he got bitched out for it.
Dave kept falling. He landed in a tree, safe from death.
Dave sighed.
Yeah. Wow. We're all shocked he didn't die. (Note: Don't try this at home. Falling from a great height onto a tree, rather than the ground, will only make the job of cleaning up your remains even more difficult and disgusting for the fire crew.)
"Now to find Poryhedron!" said Dave. "I must deliver the antidote to him. Where's the Giygan Spaceship?"
I am giving a medal to whoever first points out that SS/MB has been operating two ACs since the first time he posted here. I really think no one--not a single person--has yet read any of his posts.



Post #739, by loid

Meahnwhile Loid was back in.... wherever The Lavos nest was and it didnt look good...
"GUYS? Lavos laid eggs! And I think it's still alive an..."
Yeah. He's acting surprised not one living soul read more than three words of his last post. I'm pretty sure no one is reading any posts outside their own plotlines right now.
sudenly Lavos turned his attention towars him.
"(dont just stand there. Run!"
Kiyo ran as fast as he could, eventually geting stranded in a deep forest, he was forced to camp when it was to dark to see the trail.
"Ah man I might die out here..."
Would you mind? We would appreciate that.

You know, I'm hard on loid, but I should at least give him credit for keeping on going out there and doing stuff, even though no one is paying any attention to him. That rates him a cut above the rest of the kiddy klub.



Post #740, by StarmanDx
Yeah. So he did not in fact make any effort to read anything else going on the thread. Prepare for yet another pointless solo post; those seem to be the rage right now.
After roaming around town with Chris knocking the enemies away with the Legendary Bat (as it seemed easier), Chris and Nall went to the Travelling Entertainer's Shack. "Are you sure about this?" Nall asked. "We haven't even visited the meteor site!"

"Well, let's see. The main town wasn't blocked off," Chris started. "The Sharks are singing Christmas Carols out of season instead of fighting. Want 100 other reasons this isn't like EarthBound for the SNES?!"
Hahaha! I laughed. That was good.
"Okay, okay!" Nall shouted, giving in. "But we still don't have the key!"

"We don't need it," Chris said, winking in a way similar to Nash (from Lunar).
ACs, needing keys! Rich indeed, rich indeed.
He pulled out a paperclip and began on the lock. "I learned this when I was training how to transform. Specifically, into Setzer Gabbiani. But most of the others, including Setzer himself, would complain if they saw me perform one of these, 'theif acts'. Except Locke, who called it, 'the Treasure Hunter's way of opening the door if you lose the key'.
Again, pretty funny, even if he doesn't know how to spell 'thief'.
But I know he's a theif." As Chris finished his story, he had finished picking the lock, and the two went through the shack, and on their way to Giant Step, the first "Your Sanctuary" location.

"But why Giant Step?" Nall asked, confused.

"Simple. It's the first place Ness visits in order to gain the strength to beat Giygas. Second, I somehow feel it's gonna be useful... And, the last reason is that it should work with this look-alike of the Sound Stone that came with our invitation."
Nobody else got Sound Stones with their invitations. That makes ChrisDx special. The only way we know this isn't Chris is... well, I don't have to to say it. You know.

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