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13 June 2011

Posts #761-765: 2 May 2000

Post #761, by Pikachu3164

"I have the antidote!" yelled OS, rushing into the Giygan spaceship, where Pikachu was sitting, cryogenically frozen, next to Poryhedron.
"Great! Hmm... How do you use it? It doesn't look like you can just feed him the pill...." replied Poryhedron.
OS read the instructions. "To use, place the cryogen victim in the healing pods, and insert the antidote. Turn on, and wait one hour. Hmm... do you think we can find any of those, Poryhedron?"
"There's something over there. It looks like something from DBZ."
"It will do, I guess."
Pikachu, who watching the two, had something to say, [OS, Poryhedron, you get it ready, then go on. You should go help someone else. Plenty of people need more help then me. Just leave the Sound Stone.]
"But..."
[Just do it, okay? I'll be fine. I'll catch up with you later.]
"Okay..."
OS and Poryhedron got up, started up the healing pod, and left Pikachu alone.
What will become of Pikachu?
Hopefully he'll finally slit his wrists and leave us alone.
Anyone care?
Nope.




Post #762, by waffle

So, Waffle equipped his shiny new Sea Pendant and Luna and him walked through the large, dangerous place known as the Fire Spring.
It's just a cave. Fire Spring is contained in a large room at the top/back of the cave. The entire cave is not the Sanctuary.
"We gotta be careful," Waffle said suddenly stopping and blocking Luna from taking another step, "this fire looks awfully hot. I bet it'd make us crispy in a few seconds."
"Well, I figured that out already..." Luna said while staring at the flames close behind her. "Alright, lets head in this cave and see if it leads us in farther."
The two of them slowly creeped into a cave dimly lit by a few flames here and there.
Crept.
They walked through a little farther and came to a fork splitting into 3 paths.
"Okay, how should we do this?" Luna asked.
"Well," waffle said to himself, "If we each take a different route we could cover more ground, but could lose each other.
And that would be sad. :(
If we stick together, we won't get lost as easily, but it'll take a longer time to go down every path..." Waffle sat down for a second. "Well, i'm not sure but..." His talking got interrupted by the sound of something falling out of his pocket and hitting the ground.
"Umm...Whats this?" Luna pondered picking up the strange-looking little device Waffle had dropped.
"Oh! Of course!" Waffle pulled himself up. "We can use those walkey-talkeys I made awhile ago to communicate to each other if we go different paths!"
And anywhere else! Why they don't just use the telepathy they both have already demonstrated is perplexing.
Luna clicked a little weird button on it and it made a buzzing sound. "Ya sure they work?"
"Yeah! They're the finest ones you can find! So what do you think? Wanna go down different paths and use those to communicate?"
You're doing it wrong, waffy. The girl went out of her way to hang out with you, and now you're pushing her away? Faaaail. I'm not saying fawn over her--whatever you do, don't fawn over her--but certainly don't just leave.




Post #763, by Little Yoshi

Mani Mani decided to instead block all prayers and telepathy coming into the basement.
Then why the f--- didn't it do that in the first place? Just dumber than the average engraved incarnation of evil?
At that, Tim dropped to his knees, and started praying.
"Wouldja stop it already?!- erm, I mean, it's still worthless to try!" Mani Mani said.
WARNING! DEVIL'S MACHINE TURNING OFF! WARNING!
"What the ****?!!!!"
"Looks like good may beat evil this time!" Tim shouted.
You seem to be confusing Lawful Good with Lawful Stupid.
Mani Mani hadn't thought about it, but while Tim was resting, his PP was restored.
"Psychic Shield Beta!"
"Starstorm Omega!"
"It's useless! I've created a shield that nulifies all sanctuary attacks! Special Omega!"Mani Mani said.
"Gheesh, I thought you were smart..."
The Psychic power shield deflected the attack!
"GRRRRR!"
"Hydro Slash!"
"That counts as a sanctuary attack too, you know!"Mani Mani said.
Mani Mani used the Shield killer!
Tim's shield disappeared!
"Leap Slash!"
The Power Shield deflected the attack!
"No! I can't beat him!" Tim said.
Tim could do nothing else.
"Lifeup Beta!"
Tim then knelt, and prayed while taking some heavy hits.
"Please, someone, give me strength, or something like that. This isn't only to save me!"
Don't let him fool you! It is only to save him! Actually it's not even that, since he's an AC and doesn't need saved! It's only to give him sweet, sweet attention!
(Oh, and could I have some support from people other than only Nathan and Chris[{Starman DX]? It's great to have them helping, but I'd also like help from the rest of you! Oh, Nathan and Chris, it's still okay to pray!)
Shut. UP. God. Can we go back to reading more 3164 posts? He seemed interesting.
(Oh, and the Devil's Machine helped Mani Mani create the darkness, so it's gone now)

[This message would've been edited by Little Yoshi on 05-02-2000), but he's in a fierce duel with the Evil Mani Mani Statue right now!]
That's it. I can't do this anymore. I'm out of here.
[This message has been edited by Little Yoshi (edited 05-02-2000).]





Post #764, by EBPoo

"Oh well, let's rest here," Poo said to Nall and Chris. "We have a big journey ahead of us in the morning." So, the three go to sleep.

In the dark of the night, the mid of the dark, Poo got up and headed for Chris and Nall's equipment. "Hehehe, they'll never know what happened," Poo said to himself.

In the morning, Nall and Chris woke up to find half of their equipment missing. And so was Poo. All that was left of him was a note he had written to them. "Chris, Nall, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You two fell for it, hook, line, AND sinker. You'll never be able to find where I am, so don't even bother looking. Look, I'm feeling sorry for what I have done, so I've left a little present for you. Hope you enjoy it. Signed, your now enemy, Poo."
Hahahaha! Man was that perfectly played. It's true, they really never saw it coming.
"Uh...?" Nall and Chris were completely bewildered. But they did find five balls on the ground. "Uh...could this be the present Poo was talking about?" asked Chris.

"Well, open it, Chris!" commanded Nall. Together, the two opened all five balls only to come face-to-face with the five Guardian Diggers.

Meanwhile, Poo had set the Skyrunner II on invisible mode while he headed for Lumine Hall. But first, he had to make a PSI call. Using a correct frequency, Poo was able to speak through Luna's walkie-talkie. "Hi, I have the wrong number, so bye," Poo said before Luna could reply. Laughing to himself, he headed for the hole which lead to Electrospecter.
Walkie-talkies, telepathy, it's all the same thing. Also: Two words, dumbass. Electro Specter.




Post #765, by Pikachu3164


Please... Someone help me...
Pikachu, who is still in the healing pod, all of a sudden got the feeling that someone needed help. So he began to prey.
[Give whoever needs strength, strength, kay-o?]
Ahhhh, that's better. Please, more 3164 posts!

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