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17 June 2011

Posts #776-780: 3 May 2000

Post #776, by StarmanDx

Chris was more furious than ever.
About dhsu showing up and screwing up his plans with Juliana?
Betrayed by Poo, and with half their equipment gone, they now had to face five Guardian Diggers. "Chris! What are we gonna do!!" Nall whined, flying behind him. "He even took my slingshot! I can't fight!!"
Oh, right. This is the other Chris. The boring one.
"No time for that NOW, Nall," Chris replied, preparing to attack with what he had left. "We've got to take these Guardian Diggers out!"
Why don't you just run like hell? That's what I'd do.
He still had his home-made Sword of Kings on him, because he never keeps it away from him.
Um... I guess that's sensical. Sure, you have it on you because you never don't have it on you. Cool.
He faked a slash, and used PSI Moogle Gamma. The psychic blast knocked them back, but not much. They suddenly came back with five swipes, knocking Chris down.
Good lord, an AC that didn't fly through the air upon being hit! It's a first.
Nall was furious with rage.
Rejected sentences before he settled on the above:
"Nall was furious with love."
"Nall was furious with joy."
"Nall was furious with boredom."
"Nall was furious with horniness."
"THAT'S IT!!!" He rushed forward and tackled them, knocking them all down!
I, Nall, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!!!
Chris woke up and looked around astonished. Nall was, too. "I... beat them?"

• Nall gained 5068 exp.
• Nall's level is now 16!
• Yeah baby!
• Nall's offense went up by 33!
• Nall's defense went up by 24!
• Nall's vitality went up by 14!
• Nall's guts went up by 13!
• Nall's IQ went up by 14!
• Nall's speed went up by 14!
• Nall's luck went up by 15!
• Sweet!
• Nall's maximum HP went up by 106!
• Nall's maximum PP went up by 51!
• Nall realized the powers of:
• Hypnosis Alpha
• Paralysis Alpha
• PSI Rockin Alpha
• Lifeup Beta
• and Healing Alpha!

"WOAH!" Chris shouted in disbelief. "You beat them!"

Nall was getting rather confident. "I can't wait to run into Poo again! I'll get back our stolen equipment."
Guardian Diggers aren't ACs, you do realize.
"But for now," Chris said, "we should figure out where are we, and what to do next."
That is usually a solid part of any plan. You're going to end up in bad shape if you don't pause a moment to figure out where you are, and what to do next.



Post #777, by Mani Mani

Back in Twoson, Mani suddenly felt a little weird.
That's not normal for you?
"Uh oh..." she thought. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those three hamburgers..."
Hey, I tried to warn you about eating hamburgers you dug out of trash cans.
But it wasn't her stomach. With a flash, she had a vision of Lavos fighting someone - someone male, but of an unknown age. The person was trying to damage Lavos with little success.
You knew it was going to end up being her using out of character knowledge in character, right? If you didn't know that: Welcome to the Annotated Gathering!
"Guys...I think someone needs our help..."
"Why's that?" asked Diamond Dog.
"This is gonna sound really weird, but I just saw someone fighting him, and he didn't look like he was doing too well..." Paula stared at her.
"You too? I just had a vision of that also." Mani blinked.
Yeah... I act surprised.
"You mean...I'm psychic...not just able to use regular PSI...?"
"There's no time for that now," said Ness anxiously. "We've got to help that person."
Why? Ness seems like a sharp kid; you'd think he'd have sense enough to ponder who this person is, where he falls on the Good-Evil spectrum, and why it would be worth Ness's time and effort to help him. This is a good spot for that "figure out where you are and what to do next" strategy.
"But where is he?" asked Darth.
"It looked like...a large clearing...a strange one..." muttered Paula.
"The center of the island, maybe?" wondered Mani.
"I...think I know where that is!" exclaimed Ness. "I'll teleport us there right away."

They arrived on the scene just in time to see Falcon slammed against a tree.
Guys guys guys! It's happening! Falcon24 and Tengu Man are about to team up! Give me a "hell yeah"!
"Ouch...that HAD to hurt," said Jeff. The group made a small gasp as they watched more of the devastating needles shooting towards Falcon.
"PSI Ice Rain Alpha!" Mani shouted, surprising everyone, including herself.
That's a mouthful. The poor guy might get killed before you can pronounce it all.
This was the new PSI she'd learned way back when (in one of Tengu's posts and I'd failed to acknowledge it :P). Instantly water shot out from nowhere at the needle attack, pelting it with freezing rain and ice. It wasn't enough to completely neutralize the attack, but just enough that Falcon was able to avoid it. Lavos turned his attention to the new arrivals.
If Lavos knew what was good for it, it would get the f--- out of Dodge right now.
"Get ready, everyone..." said Ness. Mani bit her lip and took a step back. She was suddenly very frightened.
"Guys...I-I'm not sure I'm ready for this..." She felt a friendly hand on her shoulder - Jeff.
Facepalm. It's times like this I really have trouble believing Mani Mani wasn't somebody else multi-accounting. But I don't know, guys do that kind of stuff with Paula, I guess.
"We've all been through this kind of thing before," he told her. "It happens with your first really big battle, not just one like with Carbon Dog." Mani felt a little reassured, but still quite nervous...

(Dum de dum, if this post needs changing in any way, just say the word. It's hard to get back into the groove of things...)
Ten bucks says she now disappears for at least a hundred more posts.



Post #778, by Little Yoshi

All at once, Mani Mani had become more powerful than ever. Tim wondred why.(Tim doesn't know, but it's because the saftey protocals went off).

Mani Mani's sanctuary shield protected Mani mani from Magnet Hill!
Mani Mani used Special Beta!
Mani Mani used Special Omega!
Tim used Psychic Shield Beta!

Tim tried to remember that something that Pikachu's prayer prompted him to remember, but couldn't!

Tim used Starstorm Omega!
"I'll drain your PSI energy in no time, fool!"Mani Mani said.
Mani Mani used Magnet Alpha!
Drained 6PP from Tim.
Mani Mani used Magnet Beta!
"What the heck?! There's no such thing!"
Drained 13PP from Tim!
Tim used Diamond Blast!
Mani Mani's sanctuary shield protected him from Pink Cloud attacks!
Tim used Hydro Slash!
"Owww!" Mani Mani yelped.
Mani Mani used Special Omega!
Tim ate the brain food lunch!
Tim's HP are maxed out!
Tim's PP are maxed out!
Mani Mani's Sanctuary shield was fully regenerated.
"NO!"
Mani Mani used Power Shield Beta!
"Noo!"
Mani Mani used Special Beta!
"If this keeps up, I'm fin- wait!"
Tim threw the Sound Stone at Mani Mani!
"This time, it won't work!" Mani Mani said.
"Noo, this can't be!"
But it was.
Sorry. I'm done annotating Liyoshi posts until something happens.



Post #779, by Anthadd

"Finally!" Anthadd cried. "I found my hat."
LOL. Anthadd is awesome. All of the nonsense we've been reading these past 50 posts, and then that steaming pile of Liyoshi crap, and then... "I found my hat!" It makes me miss Flammie. I hope she never got around to killing herself. She was cool.
When he bent down to pick it up, an earthquake shook the caverns, trapping him in an underground cavern. The crackling of electricity returned, as it did earlier.
"You've got to be kidding me..." he groaned. "Another Electro Specter?"
No, no, no, see, this is Electrospecter, which is totally different. Also, Anthadd and Poo are about to join up? This thread just became totally awesome.
[This message has been edited by Anthadd (edited 05-03-2000).]

Post #780, by Mog116

(You're right, it was interesting. but you forgot one thing. We all left the room, so, if we're not their, then where ARE we? Think about it. If we're not in the room, then we must be in the REAL Eagleland. So, by my thoughts, it was a pretty stupid plot twist. Also, Who's watching the play? That Plot twist made me  )
Mog116 has apparently taken a level in Awesome recently, besides finally pointing out SS/MB's dual ACs and correctly identifying dhsu's "plot twist" as stupid.
Mog was tired of waiting, so he walked away.
I think he's referring to his request to add a second AC.
[MEANWHILE]

A wind blew through the Island. It was a cold wind. Then a small shadow appeared. What was it? It depends if I can Bring in two ACs. If I can, it's another AC (By me only). If I can't It's Death, trying to kill me. And He WILL succeed if I can't bring in two. (Actually, I'll come back when this is a NORMAL vacation IF)
C'mon PSI322, step in and rule one AC only! Just one time!
His threat to kill off his AC is pretty funny inasmuch as it's been almost 800 posts and nobody has paid more than the most passing attention to his AC. Not much of a threat when you're threatening to kill off someone who will not be missed.

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