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11 June 2011

Posts #701-705: 28 April 2000

Post #701, by EBPoo

As the Skyrunner II landed on top of the Monotoli building in Fourside, Poo had an incredible idea. As Poo scaled down the side of the Monotoli building, he wondered if his idea would work.
While the rest of us wondered why the hell he thought it was important to post that. Oh well, at least he's offering an opportunity for someone to attempt to thwart him if they so choose. But did you notice how rarely anyone here chooses to do anything that might be interesting?




Post #702, by Pikachu3164

Upon emerging from his mind, Falcon noticed a large block of ice in the room.
"What the!? What happened to him!?"
"Pikachu was cryogenically frozen by a Wierd Being From Space," explained Poryhedron.
"Hmmm... that guy works for Lavos.... I think it's a special type of cryogen that only Lavos has the antidote for," thought Falcon. "But, I may not have the time to get it."

So, if anyone want's Pikachu really back into the IF, go get the cure.
I just puked all over my keyboard. Be back in a minute.




Post #703, by Ness The Skittleboy

Ness The Skittleboy looked at sir and Chris..bored by just sitting on a rock.
Yeah, you might as well go find something else to do then, because Chris never gets bored by sitting on a rock. Although when PSI322 posts he usually suddenly remembers an urgent appointment elsewhere. 
Suddenly,he had an idea.Quickly he sprang behind a tree and changed into some green army khakis and a black long-sleeved shirt and came out behind the tree.Sir and Chris looked at him funny and sir said "Uhm..what exactly are you doing?" With this..he put on a leather jacket and slung a backpack over his shoulder.Out of the backpack he pulled out a cell phone and snapped it open.He placed his finger on a round black pad and down the beach they heard something coming..and FAST.Around the corner swung a BMW Z8 in which it flung sand as it slid sideways."The name's bond..James Bond.." said Skittleboy.

Chris looked at sir and Sir looked at Chris.
"Uhm..no" they said at the same time.
Couldn't have said it better myself.




Post #704, by EBPoo

"If my theory is correct, I should be able to acquire Magnet Hill after all..." Poo said to himself. "Let's see...Jackie's Café...Jackie's Café. Ah, here we go." Poo walks into Jackie's Café and finds a bunch of people sitting around sipping Cappucinos. "Hey kid, you're not supposed to be in here," a fat lady said.
This was two hours after his last post, so yes, he did give at least a tiny opportunity for someone to interfere.
"Whatever. This sounds weird, but can I touch that wall?" asked Poo politely.
"Whatever" is not really a polite word in any context.
"Sure, kid, knock yourself out," said Jackie. Poo walked over, touched the wall, and then found himself in a place filled with darkness and bright colors. This was Moonside.
You know, Jackie should be aware by now that touching the wall behind his bar draws you into an alternate dimension. There's just no helping him if he hasn't figured out by now what a cash cow that could be. 
Poo walked around looking at all the neon buildings when he encountered a surfer guy.
SaturnAl?
"Hello...and good-bye!" Next thing Poo knew, he was outside of the Dinosaur Museum.
I am actually mildly interested to see how this is supposed to be connected to Magnet Hill. And it better not be some lame kind of "since it doesn't exist in Fourside anymore, that obviously means it exists in Moonside!" 




Post #705, by Luna

Luna, Waffle and Mog all finished off the last Sprout together, and headed out of the cave.
They got tired, understandably, of waiting for Mog116 to do something.
"Now what?" Waffy asked Luna
"I dunno. I guess we could head back for the hotel, hang out here, or go to another city or earthbound place." Luna mumbled.
Silence.
"I'm thinking another earthbound place." Mog piped up.
Sure, now that the hotel is a deserted wasteland.
"That's exactly what I was going to say." Waffy grinned.
"But where?"
"Fourside!" Luna yelled "Prices are cheap, and I'm sure they have a simply huge mall there! Let's go!"
God, now she's following Poo around. But then, Poo alone is doing the one thing no one else can figure out: Write interesting posts in which your AC does interesting stuff. And sure enough, people come around, including the girl that stole every boy's heart.
"...how can girls think about shopping when the world is at stake?" Mog mumbled
"I dunno. But maybe some shopping would take our mind off all this..."
When times are at their darkest, pal... it's a brave man that can kick back and party.
And so it was decided, and the group of 3 headed to fourside for some relaxing shopping.
There is nothing relaxing about shopping. Ever. 
After some quick teleporting, they were in Fourside.

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