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11 November 2009

Posts #41-45: 12 April 2000

Post #41, by waffle

(Umm..PsychoPyro,you can't "****" those curses,we still know what you're saying.)


Thanks, waffle! We should have made him an admin. I think by the time PSI322 came back to this thread it had already gone crazy with speed-of-posting, and she just didn't have time to go back and edit this stuff and send out the standard 'BAD!' PM.

Also, waffle, you do realize that by correctly spelling 'psycho' you typoed his typo?
Back at the beach,waffle runs slower then collapses."urm...Not good to go to bed at 5:00 and wake up at 6:00..."he mumbled with his face in the sand.
That's what I said! Luna did that to me once... ONCE.
Everyone was still chasing after Luna,who was weilding a big limbo stick. Certainly was an odd sight to see,and it was fun to watch,but waffle wanted grub.
Well, waffle, you know what they say... if you can't spot breakfast in the first half hour of the morning, then you are breakfast.
He got up and stumbled over to the food table,where breakfast foods were scattered around."Hmmm..."he thought to himself,"Nutricious cereal,snack bars,and cups of orange juice..."
Who the f--- wants nutritious cereal? I demand my Lucky Charms!
He looked around and took a jumbo bag of chips and a can of Coke.Then,he went to his lawnchair to watch everyone run around the beach like psychos during the sunrise. Ahhh...




Post #42, by Pokébound64

As everyone started to relax on Eagleand
Island, a strange gas appeared...
"To protect the world from Pokébashing!
To unite all peoples within the pokédigination!"
"Pokébound......Pokébound..."
"Staramen.net blast off at the speed of flight. Surrender now EB64 to the earthbounders, or prepare to be petitioned
to no end."
Oh, God. I'm filled with the overwhelming desire to burn the world, and then turn my car on and suck on the exhaust pipe.
"oh,it's just pokébound..." someone said.

"ghuhhh...never mind." Pokébound grabed a motorboat." Looks like POkébound is sailing off again!!"

Good god. This kid must have a special keyboard with the é character included, or he's copy/pasting it from his charmap, or he's actually manually hitting alt+130 every time. Some people's children...
"OK...That was weird." said someone.
Weird and excrutiatingly painful. My eyeballs are bleeding.



Post #43, by Ohamsie

Meanwhile, Ohamsie was still in France.
I don't know much, but I know that's a sucky place to be.
"Nut's! I'm already a day late!" he shouted. "I bet they're limboing and playing Smash brothers, and in general having a good time! Without me too!" He realized that somehow, someway, he would find a way to Eagleland. But it had better be fast.
Seriously, that's the entire post. I don't know whether he's waiting for some other poster to wrangle him in, or what, but if he's waiting for someone to show up in f---ing France, he'd better grab him a baguette or two, because he's got one hell of a wait coming.



Post #44, by Prince of the Stars

Then Prince thought he heard Ohamsie calling him. He ran to the beach, jumped in the water, and rode his star thing over to france.
No, Prince! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
After a few hours he made a big splash in the ocean as he finally got back with Ohamsie.
"What took you so long?" Mog asked, "I've been waiting to beat you again" he said as Prince prepared to go on another tomato frenzy...
Those might be the most pointless two posts in the history of IF.



Post #45, by Dr. Andonuts

"Waaah!, my N64 and TV," cried Dr. Andonuts. "Good thing i have a 200 inch TV and 32 player N64 hook-up still in my pocket. And good thing i reinforced them and put a shield on them before I came." So he got those out and set them up. Then he put in another SSB cartriage, and started playing as Captain Falcon. "He, he, he, good thing I put cheats on this one." he thought to himself.
I mean... people were insanely protective of themselves and their stuff in IF. Apparently he doesn't realize the N64/TV problem was already taken care of by Mr. Bag of Holding and he's now playing by himself. But anyway, this post just comes across as kind of a hissy fit, doesn't it?

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