Posts #91-95: 14 April 2000

Post #91, by NessJeff

Meanwhile, Drew is playing Paula's quest(Still) and making the EB carts 4 player. He succeeds in both and runs Ebisumaru-style to "The Meeting."

Ahhh... it's been too long since we've had a Tenguling post. Hopefully that means Tengu himself will post soon.

"This sounds a lot like that place from Animorphs...
I worry too much!"
(Note: Drew brought copies of Paula's Quest for all. It has more playable characters than WOTO has characters period(Waaaaaaayyyyyy too much Paula's quest characters.)

I would not play Paula's Quest even if it was one of the demands made by terrorists who had kidnapped my infant daughter, for the record.

"Piedmon Maul? I have been playin too much SW and Digimon."

Tengu Man was on a big Star Wars kick in the wake of Episode I at this time, so naturally all his Tengulings were, too. In fact, right around this time--I think during the Gathering, actually--he changed his handle from 'Tengu Man/Makron' to 'Tengu Maul'.

(if I am used for dialogue, I have a short fuse, like . that short(One Period)but kind. I can talk like mista t in gym(seriously! "Cut da jibba jabba and trow da ba', foo'!)

My brain is cramping.

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Post #92, by Chris

Chris, waffle, and a few others began setting up the decorations.
"What do you thing if we did an arch over the entrance made with Mr. Saturn balloons?"
"Sounds great. How about hanging little character heads from the ceiling?"
"Neat. Let's serve peanut cheese bars on those cool serving plates you see at receptions."
"Is there a suit rental shop on the island?"

And so the setting up continued.

Chris isn't quite ready to make his move yet, either. Probably waiting for PSI322 to post and prove she's still alive; I don't think she's posted since she started the story.

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Post #93, by PsycoPyro

As Jen and the rest started to help with the decorations, I waddled out into the water and headed for our boat. Hearing of a talent show, I had thought of a plan. However, it ticked me off that I didn't have my bass guitar with me and JUF Band didn't come along.

If you were a true AC you'd just snap your fingers and your bass guitar would be there. What's wrong with you, man?

I climbed aboard the boat and pulled out my black backpack. It was filled with magazines, matches, a pocket knife, and loads of good stuff. I took the backpack and dumped it onto the floor. My eyes grightened with excitement and happiness.

Damn. You know he's really excited if his eyes are greightening. The last time my eyes greightened was back when Stephanie B. invited me to escort her to a politican's Christmas dinner, for instance.

I found my big, expensive fireworks that were bought over around Mexico. I didn't just buy beer on our voyage.

He's really trying hard to impress the kiddies.

Then at the corner of my eye, I spotted QC's LAPTOP underneath the driver's seat. I first thought of stealing it now, but I figured that I would steal it later. Besides, I had a feeling that we would need it later.
I put my fireworks and my Zippo Lighter in two plastic bags and safely transported them back to the island. I ran to my hotel room and hid them in a safe place.

PP/QC's posts are really in the habit of being their own separate little story apart from the rest. Of course, if you think they're bad about it, wait until Tengu and his entourage get warmed up.

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Post #94, by Luna

Luna jumping around the room with excitement.

She's far too excited to type 'is'.

"A dance, a talent show... and more!! funfunfunfunfun! I can't wait!" Luna grinned, jumping up from her seat on the floor where she had rested a minute to think and started running around. "This is going to be awsuma! I'll set up some palm trees for the scaraba corner!" She said as she ran outside to the beach. Suddenly, a huge Jellyfish lunged from the water
"JELLYFIIIIISH!!!" Luna screamed and ran as fast as she could go back into the conference hall. She ran inside, and slammed the door.
"J..J...J.."
"Spit it out.." Waffy mumbled, blinking at Luna.
"JELLYFIIIIISH!!!"
Everyone blinked at her.
"Outside... the door... huge... Jellyfish..."
she mumbled faintly.
"Ohboy" One spectator mumbled... "Now what?"

Luna has had enough boring. It's time for violence.

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Post #95, by Queen Catherine

My ears perk up as she stops what she is doing. She grabs some BS (Baking Soda) and sprinkles it on a frying pan.
"Today, I shall imitate Paula!" I said jokingly as I darted out to meet the Jellyfish.

No, QC, don't! You'll attract Tengu man! Stop while there's still time!

To my surprise, it was HUGE. I didn't actually believe Luna's story and now I did!
"Aw SNAP!" I said trembling. "There is no way I'm going up against this thing myself!"
The Jellyfish lashed out a tentacle at me. I luckly dodged it. At the corner of my eye, I saw Matt running with his 9mm pistols in both of his hands.

Those will not be especially effective on a large jellyfish.

"Where the heck did you go?!" I demanded at him.
"I was planning a surprise for this island." He grinned as he took aim and fired.
I held up my frying pan and banged it at the Jellyfish. It shrank by inches.
"That BS must have some impact on that thing!" I realized.
Matt shot the thing with two bullets passing its head. The Jellyfish then died and everyone cheered.

...its head? Have you ever seen a jellyfish before? Do you know what a jellyfish is?

"Now what er we going to do with it's body?" Matt questioned me.