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09 November 2009

Posts #26-30, 11 April 2000

Post #26, by Mog116

Mog was looking out the window of his plane on the way to Italy, when he remembered his was afraid of hieghts.
"Uh-oh" He hadn't heard of the get tegether, because for the last 6 days he'd been unconcious in the Air Port.
Seriously, I know I make fun of the comically bad spelling and grammar a lot, and believe you me, I will continue to do so at every opportunity, but I have to admire these kids' willingness to try. You don't get better at writing unless you go on out there and write.
Then, suddenly, There was a crash of glass, and Mog fell out the window, and landed smack dab on a picnic table at EagleLand (The Island).
The Syndicate arranged that. Also, I'm pretty certain airplane windows are, and always have been, some close cousin to Plexiglas.
He looked back and forth and then thought
"I think I landed in a place better then Italy... The first ever Starmen.net Gathering"
He reached in his duffel bag, and pulled out his laptop. He then pulled out several more things, looking for his N64 so more then four people could play SSB at a time.
Reading comprehension fail. There's already like 16 people playing SSB on the same N64. You didn't think this Gathering would be anything less than totally hardcore, did you?



Post #27, by Dr. Andonuts

Dr. Andonuts waves to Mog. "Come play on my N64, i modifed it so you can play 16 player SSB and other multi player games."
I'm better than you, and we both know it. Punk. Now shine my shoes.
[This message has been edited by Dr. Andonuts (edited 04-11-2000).]




Post #28, by Ohamsie

Ohamsie is sitting at home trying to be fashionably late.


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...he can't wait any longer and quickly rushes to an airport hoping to hop on the landing wheel as it lifts off, then somehow manage to parachute over Eagleland.

Somehow he winds up in France.
Don't ask. It's a long story that involves... well, no one can pin down exactly how much Jim Beam, but everyone agrees it was a lot.



Post #29, by Mog116

Mog: Well, that rocks.
Writing IFs RPG-style with captions so you know who's speaking was not unheard of.
Mog grabbed his luck block controller (Wich had several white marks and scratches on it, From losing so much)and joined on as Kirby.
Dude, if you're using Kirby in SSB and losing, ur doin it rong.



Post #30, by Prince of the Stars
I'm pretty sure Prince of the Stars was a Tenguling. Or maybe I'm confusing him with Warrior of the Eye, I don't know.
Then, a star became visible in the afternoon sky, getting closer and closer. All of the people in the party looked up, as a giant star thing crashed into the nearby ocean.
Creating a massive tidal wave that wiped out Eagleland, not to mention a fair chunk of Africa and most of the Brazilian and U.S. eastern coasts, and killed everyone there. The End.
Then a someone saw a person swimming to the shore, he was dressed in a white suit, resembling poos, but a little wavier, is was the Prince of the Stars!
For the benefit of those who didn't play EarthBound and for God knows what reason are reading this, he means 'Poo's' and is referring to a character from EarthBound. He's not making toilet humor. But don't worry; given the concentration of 12-14 year olds here, I'm sure someone will before long.
He dried off his cloths and muttered something about "a bad desighn flaw" and itroduced him self to the growing croud as Prince, for short.
Holy crap. That's five typos/mistakes in like 15 words.
He ran over to the 16 player SSB and took on the role as Kirby, and started rocking players on the head, when Mog made another scratch on his controller as he fell off Links castle...
It's valid strategy, all players playing Kirby; it's pretty much either that or outlaw him, as Kirby is SSB's game breaker.

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