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30 November 2009

Posts #241-245: 17 April 2000

Post #241, by waffle

Waffle walked out of the auditorium,where he had been for the meeting. Looking around,he noticed everybody was at the park,on rides,and playing games. He knew there wasn't much time until the talent show,so he didn't get involved in any rides.
I'm afraid you're not keeping up. By popular demand, the talent show has been taken behind the barn and shot.
He just walked over to a game where you need to knock over bottles.
For the record, this annotator is money in this game. A lot of these places now have a rule that you can only win three times or five times and then you're shut off for the day. That's the Baron von Awesome rule. Otherwise I could put these places out of business in one 60-minute blaze of 90 MPH glory.

Hint: The bottles are not precisely where they appear to your poor easily deceived eyes to be.
He picked up a ball and looked at the bottles some feet away. Well,I might as well try,he thought. He then looked over at the prizes....OOooooOo! "I really wanna win now!" He threw the ball and the bottles fell to the ground after being hit. "Hmm... I always used to stink at that game,too..."
"Hi, I'm waffle, and reading Baron von Awesome's annotations changed my life!"
"Yeah! Yeah Pick a prize!" Waffle looked at the prizes and spotted a stuffed cow with little sunglasses on. "Sweet!" He took it and went down to the talent show
I can't help but wonder what made him decide to go with a stuffed cow.



Post #242, by Mani Mani

Mani headed over to the auditorium after Chris had made the play announcement to speak with him about it.
"Hey, I would've come to the meeting, but I...err...I kinda overslept. Anyway, are you sure you don't just wanna make it a talent show? I can sing pretty well..." But Chris seemed to be sure.
Converting Chris to a Tenguling just is not going to work, brilliant as the idea might be. He knows where PSI322 and Evil Overlord guruzeth stand on Tengu.
"Well, all right. I'd be willing to help with the play! Is that all right?" As she waited for his answer, Mani hoped he'd say yes. After all, she had been one of the lead roles in the school play they'd done in February, a sort of take-off of the Princess and the Pea. She probably couldn't act quite as well as she could sing, but that was okay.
This annotator has played Macbeth, the evil king in Hamlet, and the lead role in a schoolwide musical, but you don't hear him bragging about it.



Post #243, by SirMontyG

"Chris! Chris!"
A distant call was heard, Chris turning around sees a rushing silouete rise over a near-by hill. "Are you Chris?" The odd looking teen asked.
"Yesss.." He replyed hesantly
"I heard you over the PA, I'd really like to be a part of that improv play idea you've got, sounds cool. Can I get in?"
If you're keeping count (and I know you are), that's five typos/misspellings, and five other grammatical mistakes, in about 35 words.
And with that, Chris responds.. (it's hard not speaking for other people)
Perhaps you should sign up for "Railroading Everyone Else's AC's Without Mercy 101", taught by Tengu Man.



Post #244, by Luna

After the Carousel ride, Luna headed over to the audotorium. She hoped for some kind of part. After all, she HAD played The 2nd pig in the french version of the 3 little pigs... AND she could sing reletivly well! What more could she ask for?
Spelling. She could ask to not fail quite so hard at spelling.
"A lot." Luna grumbled to herself, and detaching the water snake from where it was biting her leg and throwing it into a little river.
"You'll be happy there. Go play with all your other little water-snakey friends... just stop biting me!" she grumbled at the snake before running off.
The surface of her leg(s) must be mostly bite marks by now.
"I dunno HOW he keeps finding me either... I gotta look that snake up in a book later..."
I'd go with:

1. Kill snake with fire
2. Look snake up in book

But that's just me.



Post 245, by Little Yoshi

Tim decided to get on the log flume ride. It was great! He decided to ride again, and still loved the drop. He also liked the idea about the cars being Tessies.
That does sound cool.
After that, he decided to see Chris, and suggest that perhaps the play be themed around Earthbound, the War Against Giygas.
I'm sure that had never occurred to him before. At this convention of EarthBound fans from an EarthBound website.
Yes/no/I'll think about it was Chris's reply.(only for Chris to decide).
All of a sudden, two Krakens emerged from the sea near the amusment park. Praying people would help him in this battle, Tim quickly got into his boat and engaged them.
He is not going to let this go until someone finally agrees to keep him company.
Before the battle began though, Tim linked the EB boss battle theme(battle with Carpainter, Mani Mani Statue, etc.) to the main speakers.
That is easily the sweetest battle music in EarthBound. It's used in precisely five boss fights: Starman Junior, Mr. Carpainter, Evil Mani-Mani, Clumsy Robot, and Ness's Nightmare.
Then, the world became a dark swirl.
Tim used PSI Super Shield Omega on the theme park.
"This may not last long, so we need to defeat them quickly!" Tim shouted.
Kraken used a Crashing boom Bang attack!
It didn't hit anyone!
The Super Shield made the Thunder disappear!
Kraken used a Crashing Boom Bang attack!
The Super shield made the Thunder disappear!
The Super Shield made the Thunder disappear!
Tim used Leap Slash!
314 HP of damage to Kraken B!
(join in if you wish...please!)
Why? You and your AC God Mode seem to be handling the Krakens just fine. Plus, you're annoying. Not seeing a positive angle for me in your plan.

1 comment:

  1. "Why? You and your AC God Mode seem to be handling the Krakens just fine. Plus, you're annoying. Not seeing a positive angle for me in your plan."

    Oh lol the wonders of AC God Mode. XD

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